by Joves II April 9, 2008
Get the seafood calzone mug.A Calzone, or Calzoning, is the ultimate violent act with steps inspired by actual the food, a calzone. It involves hiring somebody to rape the victim (cheese), squeezing the juices some of their organs all over them while theyre alive (tomato sauce), then chopping them and their family up (meatballs, pepporoni, etc.), and then deep frying the entire mess.
1. Riley is so damn annoying, I'm about ready to Calzone him!
2. Person 1: Yo, i just murdered a gang leader last night dawg.
Person 2: Really? I Calzoned a man for mowing my lawn too short.
Person 1: That's whack whitey!
2. Person 1: Yo, i just murdered a gang leader last night dawg.
Person 2: Really? I Calzoned a man for mowing my lawn too short.
Person 1: That's whack whitey!
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The act of racing through twisting roads for the pure thrill of it. It matters not what car you are in as long as you are pushing that vehicle to its limits. Some of the most common cars for canyoneering are : The Subaru Impreza, Nissan 240SX, Mitsubishi Evo, and strangely enough the Pontiac Grand Am.
This practice is based loosely on the practice of the drifting that was started in the canyons and mountains of Japan. But we don't go sideways on purpose.
This practice is based loosely on the practice of the drifting that was started in the canyons and mountains of Japan. But we don't go sideways on purpose.
Craig: I found this excellent road off of Santiago Canyon. There is a part where it looks like the road ends.
Stephen: Thats ridiculous, we should go canyoneering through it this afternoon.
Craig: Canyoneering Aho!
Stephen: Thats ridiculous, we should go canyoneering through it this afternoon.
Craig: Canyoneering Aho!
by fearthis November 12, 2008
Get the canyoneering mug.A major language that is used to communicate in South China, Hong Kong, and Macau. In other places, Cantonese is spoken the most by the Chinese community in Vietnam and the West, such as the USA, Canada, and the UK. Cantonese is a Yue language, which is a descendant of a Yue state, Southern Yue, that started its civilization below the Yangtze River of South China, before evolving to absorb a handful of Han (Mandarin) loan words and using the written Hanzi characters to express their own way of connecting to people. Cantonese is a different Asian language from Mandarin, due to speakers of both of these languages not being able to understand each other, unless Cantonese and Mandarin speakers only understand each other in Hanzi characters and using body language to some degree. Moreover, Cantonese sounds closer to Hakka, unlike Mandarin that sounds closer to Manchu. Finally, Cantonese isn't a Sino-Tibetan language, unlike Chinese nationalists thinking otherwise.
Whoever said that Cantonese has about 30% of Yue words, Mandarin has about 30% of Manchu words, and that these languages are both "Han Chinese", are either uneducated or blinded by nationalism to an extreme to spread fake news. On top of this, Chinese supremacists think that Cantonese and Mandarin-speaking groups are one "race", Han Chinese, similar to white supremacists spreading false information that most Europeans with blue eyes and white skin are part of the "untainted" Aryan race. However, Cantonese people or South Chinese genetically have double eyelids, bigger eyes, a darker skin tone, a shorter height, fatter noses, and an angular facial structure. On the other hand, Mandarin-speaking northern Han people or North Chinese genetically have smaller eyelids, smaller eyes, a lighter skin tone, a taller height, flatter noses, and a flatter facial structure. In other words, Cantonese resemble a lot like Southeast Asians, compared to northern Hans having the appearance of North Asians. Chinese supremacists need to get out more from their own tiny world to explore different cultures of tribal people. If not, screw those moronic smartasses.
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hey Joseph want to go pull off the old filthy calzone and then catch a movie after I her garfield two is pritty good.
by clereance drinkwater July 16, 2006
Get the filthy calzone mug.The act of racing through twisting roads for the pure thrill of it. It matters not what car you are in as long as you are pushing that vehicle to its limits. Some of the most common cars for canyoneering are : The Subaru Impreza, Nissan 240SX, Mitsubishi Evo, and strangely enough the Pontiac Grand Am.
This practice is based loosely on the practice of the drifting that was started in the canyons and mountains of Japan. But we don't go sideways on purpose.
This practice is based loosely on the practice of the drifting that was started in the canyons and mountains of Japan. But we don't go sideways on purpose.
Craig: I found this excellent road off of Santiago Canyon. There is a part where it looks like the road ends.
Stephen: Thats ridiculous, we should go canyoneering through it this afternoon.
Craig: Canyoneering Ahoy!
Stephen: Thats ridiculous, we should go canyoneering through it this afternoon.
Craig: Canyoneering Ahoy!
by fearthis December 10, 2008
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