i cant

A saying that means "i cannot handle this" or, "wow". A saying that shows disblelief.

girl 1 "that skinny girl was all like 'omg im so fat' "
girl 2 " (rolls eyes) i cant"

example 2
jan "did you see her facebook status? she wrote about how she's so hot and everyone wants her"
karen "ugh i cant bro"

by ican December 10, 2010

billy beer cans

Billy Beer Cans..is a name given to my father by the recycle men (he over heard one rare morning..when he wasnt still pissed out of his brains in bed) on discovering that he had a box FULL of empty beer cans ...and nothing else.
So a 'Billy Beer Cans 'is someone who consumes vast amounts of alcohol and loads their recycle bin up to the max with tennants cans.

Recycle man to another recycle man.. 'omg look how many cans billy beer cans has had this week...the alchy bastard'

by billy ber cans proud daughter June 16, 2009

Cantalopus

Extremely round in nature and large; Freakishly large

Shelby has cantalopus pantyloons; Steve-0 has cantalopus balls

by Nutzzz-0 June 16, 2012

I cant believe you have done this

Total disbelief, British style

ah fuck, I cant believe you have done this

by d4mn3d June 2, 2008

nice cans

Breasts that are nice in appearance. Nice tits.

As you pass a girl on the street with nice looking brawless tits you stop her and say "Nice cans".

She then kicks you in your crotchal region.

by oldcarsbreakdown1 March 1, 2009

ching chong hanji bing bong i cant see

racist/slur to ethnic chinese people.

person1: Hey! Ching Chong!
asian1: ...
person1: All you say in your language is "Ching Chong Hanji bing bong i cant see!" haha what a ching chong
asian1: thats a racist stereotype you black n-

oof

by ayosussybaka69420 December 6, 2022

canstand

Similar to a keg stand although performed using a can or cup of alcohol and a straw. One or more straws is placed in a can or cup and used to consume an alcoholic beverage while the drinker does a handstand over the can/cup. It is recommended that one performing the canstand has a few spotters holding his legs in the air. Can be performed solo if done properly.

Dude 1: Yo did you see Richard do that canstand last night?

by BRENT!BRENT!BRENT!BRENT!BRENT! May 26, 2009