Pudding cannons

Term used to describe a large belly. It sounds more manly and more unique than calling one fat. People respect a man with pudding cannons.

You're really skinny, but I have pudding cannons!

by Nitovimi December 5, 2009

Calcium Cannons

Cancer big boobs

Hey Niels that peki has Calcium Cannons, put your wiener back in ur pants

by Birdmagnet July 15, 2022

canoone

New canoe for noon fishing trips

I have a canoone , lets go fishing at noon!

by Lunarx27 August 27, 2017

canonsi

A figure of death, a sign that death is soon to come when it makes in appearance

"Ted and I saw a Canonsi, Ted is now Dead and I'm next"

by Bonesy Mcguire May 27, 2018

canoon

when your canoeing at noon

Sally... look at the water. And it's noon! What could be better than a canoon!!!

by Sarah fucking Grant April 23, 2020

canoos

similar to the american moose, the autistic stepbrother that everyone hates. the canadian moose that shits on everyones lawn, steals their food, and fucks their mother. fuck that canadian moose.

is it a bird? is it a plane? no its a fucking canoos.
fuck that canoos

by CanadianGovernmentOfficial May 11, 2020

Cannons

The busty blondes you’ll find on the eastern and western coast. These are the girls who are tanned up, and possess rather large and round breast.

Wow! She has a pair of cannons!

by the beard of knowledge January 22, 2022