Shit canoe

Using toilet paper or the like to line the bowl of an aircraft toilet so that the turds slide down the hole when flushed without leaving chunks of shit stuck to the sides.

The Captain didn't build a SHIT CANOE and now we need maintenance to report to the forward lav with a chisel!

by Tesax May 9, 2021

Canoe Club

Military term that refers to a group of people who actively participate in canoeing.

Except canoeing refers to splitting open the heads of enemy combatants so it looks like a canoe.

Damn dude, good to see you joined the canoe club frfr.

by Eroc letni March 31, 2022

mahogany canoe

When you freeze a turd and use it as a dildo.

Feeling a little lonely, Todd opened his freezer and set to work with his mahogany canoe.

by s english February 9, 2005

jew canoe

Any Lexus SUV that cruises the LIE (Long Island Expressway)

Honey, lets take the jew canoe to the bagel shop!

by Alexander Papsmear February 4, 2005

Indian Canoe

Having sex with a woman for whom you have an incredibly intense desire. As in: the act of copulation would involve such strong banging that it could be compared to the act of a Native American carving a dugout canoe out of a tree trunk.

Holy crap Mitchell, I would bore Melissa out like an Indian canoe!

by Photoreb December 6, 2021

chickenwire canoe

Military slang for something or someone that is completely screwed-up or useless. Compare to soup sandwich, ate up, and football bat.

Man, he is completely ate up, a chickenwire canoe.

by Paul Barnes September 23, 2008

Canoe Fest

The gathering of mostly women at one location. The opposite of a sausage fest.

The studio audience for yesterday's Ellen show looked like a Canoe Fest!

by SideHatchStudios March 6, 2016