cunning linguist

A clever play on words to use in place of the word wordcunnilingus/word. The first play on words being of the similar sound, one who thinks a bit more about it will realize a "cunning linguist" would be someone who is skilled at speaking, implying the mouth, thus, someone skilled with their mouth.

Hey Suzie, my friends say I am quite the cunning linguist

by Good4u April 28, 2003

cunning linguist

The term "cunning linguist" is a clever play on the word cunnilingus. It is clever for 3 reasons:

1) "Cunning linguist" simply sounds astonishingly similar to cunnilingus.

2) Whoever discovered the phrase "cunning linguist" certainly was one.

3) A "cunning linguist" would have a dexterous mouth, aiding him or her in the act of cunnilingus.

This word play is a triple whammy!

The cunning linguist was adept at cunnilingus and inventing clever phrases.

by MC Mikey October 1, 2007

Jack Cunningham

Someone who is sexual pleased by tongs.

Woman: Hey did you bring the tongs?
Man: Hell yeah baby, you know I'm a Jack Cunningham!
Woman: *orgasms*

by yourboybd June 7, 2018

Ritchie Cunningham

To have intercourse while wearing only a sweater and sox, the way Ritchie used to on the classic "Happy Days."

Mary-Beth Allen insisted that Ritchie Cunningham take off only his pants and tighty-whiteys when they screwed. She insisted it made his Pinky Tuscadero seem almost twice as large. It soon became all the rage, thanks to the graffiti on the ladies room wall.

by Pantaloon January 28, 2008

cunning stunt

A spoonerism for "stunning cunt".

My girlfriend has the most gorgeous vagina I have ever fucked. Quite a cunning stunt !

by poo hole December 21, 2012

caning it

Slang for snorting cocaine. Chiefly British.

“We’ve been caning it all night. If we call the police about this accident, it’s instant prison.”

by The canemaster January 6, 2018

channing the tatum

To tongue a gentleman's taint.

Her boyfriend loved it when she started channing the tatum.

by VonComedy June 13, 2014