calendar wolf

A wolf that has been hand-raised for the sole reason of photographed for calendars. Usually, calendar wolves look much healthier than their wild cousins, and eat not from freshly killed prey, but a bowl with their name on it. Could also refer to a disingenuous person, or a poseur.

The wolf looks so healthy in that photo because he's a calendar wolf.

by dddrew January 16, 2008

caGenious

Someone who is uber smart. Smarter than a Genious

Susan Thayer is a cagenious.

by AnnoyedGymUser June 13, 2011

calendar quality

So sexy that they belong on a pinup calendar.

Jay: Did your see her sexy ass?
Rog: Hell yeah I did. She calendar quality

by AyeBigPoppy April 16, 2019

calendar simpiosis

A phenomenon, although slim, slightly increases the risk of dying on a birthday than any other day of the year.

Dude I hope calendar simpiosis doesn't effect me on my birthday.

by Ack! I'm chocking April 11, 2021

Catch cane

expression used to during the colonial era to denote corporal punishment exacted with a stalk of sugar cane. Usually very painful.

"Ya bettah keep working afore ya catch cane!"

by DiegoG January 27, 2010

chinese calendar

When you fuck an Asian or Chinese girl in 365 different positions over the course of 1 round of intercourse.

I went to Chinese buffet last night and ended up Chinese calendaring one of the waitresses.

by Chinese Calendar January 16, 2017

Caden

Caden is that one guy that is kinda awkward/quiet but really the fucking nicest person you meet and has friends in every single clique and if he ever needs something someone will do it cause he is nice to everyone. He is also the guy that will help all the girls in his class only to later go home with them and then “tutor” them with his 8” ruler.

Guy: Oh look it’s Caden.
Girl: Hey Caden can you help me after school with something?
Caden: sure
Guy: Man Caden is such a stud, I wish I was like him.

by Thatoneblackboi May 10, 2019