Captain Cameltoe

A name for a really stupid kid. Origin: a stupid kid who thought people were talking about him behind his back. They were actually talking about the term 'cameltoe'. The phrase Captain Cameltoe came into existence.

That kid is such a Captain Cameltoe.
Dude, did you see what Captain Cameltoe did last night? Sooo stupid.

by StrongMan538 May 25, 2010

tainted cameltoe

When a girl is kicked in the vagina so many times it turns black and then it is penetrated with the penis

hey i gave that chick a tainted cameltoe last night , that bruised pussy is amazing

by terkymanster December 29, 2010

cameltoesis

Letting a very minor injury in sports sideline you.

"Is Smith in todays line up?"...."No he is applying vagisil to his cameltoesis."

by Derek C December 7, 2003

Cameltoe

When of the "Cali" variety, they are quite literally the worst fantasy football team in any league.

"Yo, you got some nice Cameltoe!" "Cali Cameltoe?? No effing way, my team is way better than yours!!"

by yupyouaregonnalose September 13, 2012

cameltoe sunset

a beautiful woman in front of the setting sun with her legs spread ever so slightly.

Dude!!!! Check out the Cameltoe sunset!!

by RSA12357 September 14, 2016

Cameltoe combover

When the 🐣 🐣 pants so tight; you can see which way it was licked last night

Dang bro, she's got that Cameltoe combover going on

by Chef T-bone April 5, 2019

Cameltoe

the outline of a woman's genitalia

Katie has a big cameltoe.

by SirCoco May 12, 2020