Calista

stupid hoe

Damn that girl is such a Calista...

by sl;kjfdsa;lkfjdsl;kfjl;ksdfj;l January 7, 2019

calystah

the most beautiful, funniest, intelligent woman in the room... with the fattest ass and best personality. Usually has brown eyes and brown hair and is about 5'3" and will also play video games and watches anime and really likes to read romance webtoons.

yo, that girl Calystah is so fine.

by mr bruno September 23, 2021

Calista

A girl with a deformed finger. She may look like an average white girl but, little do you know, she is actually pacific islander. This girl is allergic to pineapples and is a huge pet lover, she especially loves small animals. Calista's are also really short! By short I mean 4'11. They may be short but they are extremely nice towards people who are nice to them but, do not piss her off. If you piss off a Calista, you won't be alive by tomorrow. If you ever meet a Calista, greet her with a nice hello and do not ask how she messed her finger up.

John: Hey Calista! So, how did you fuck your finger up?
Calista: Fuck off you fucking weisenheimer, who do you think you are, Mary Poppins?
John: Geez... sorry

by poo_poo_pee_pee_ January 13, 2020

Calista

Calista’s are usually a very great person who are very beautiful and also can be very shy. They aren’t great girlfriends though and they will dump you out of no were for some reason and make u depressed. They are usually overall backstabbing fucks that will ruin your love life and make you feel like shit and get very depressed because the ya re so great and beautiful but also are very picky with boys.

“Damn you dating a calista she is hot man, but you better watch out you might get dumped soon.”

by CHOUSER October 22, 2019

calista

A calista is a group of rodents.

Hey, Josh! Did you see that calista of rats that just ran past us?

by dustah February 25, 2021

Calista

Calista likes to do things her own way. She dreams of life in the city. Doesn’t like doing homework and would rather stay home. Cali has many allergies. Calista is Emo but will never admit it.

Kid: Hey wanna go to Starbucks?
Calista: sorry can’t I’m allergic to the air

by Jonnyk42 November 22, 2021

Calista

Calista is a shy loner. She is short and has many allergies.

Kid: Hey calista wanna go to Starbucks

Calista: sorry I cant

by Jonnyk42 November 22, 2021