caesar salad

the act of ejaculating upon the face of a common prostitute or average day slut then throwing money at said whore causing it to stick to her face.

yo, I gave that bitch a caesar salad and that dirty hoe kept the money.

by Kevin Sparticus November 27, 2007

causal sex

sexual encounter resulting in pregnancy.

Casual sex becomes causal sex when when you reverse the s and u, or omit the c-o-n-d-o-m.

by Pbaddy August 18, 2009

Julius Caesar Especiale

The act (and art) of receiving fellatio from a female counterpart in a dimly lit room while being fanned and fed grapes. The fanning and feeding of grapes may be performed independently, through a series of short breaks (typically at a greater frequency toward the beginning of the process), granted at least one hand or set of lips remains in contact with the penis (and in motion) throughout the fanning and/or feeding period. The receiver of such acts typically sips wine throughout the process and may provide feedback to the female in terms of technique, endurance, and overall performance, as desired.

The splendors of that Julius Caesar Especiale i received the other night can only compare to a blissful, pre-sneeze sense of weightlessness and ephemeral descent through the seemingly infinite tides of ecstacy.

by Neurosojourner September 19, 2010

Frustrated Caesar

When a man's "Caesar hairstyle" looses ground in structure and style; due to its battle with the recession of male pattern baldness.

I know he's losing his hair, but I wish Eric get rid of that Frustrated Caesar and push it back already.

Eric's Frustrated Caesar starts from the crown of his head and is combed all the way down to the front.

Who's that bald bastard kiddin' with that Frustrated Caesar?

by Edward K. Monahan May 29, 2008

tossing a caesar salad

Same as tossing a salad, only with "Caesar dressing" (semen) pooled in the anus as it is being licked.

I ejaculated into my partner's anus, then licked all around the anus as the semen spilled out. This is known as tossing a Caesar salad.

by bottlecap September 25, 2005

Japanese Caesar Salad

This where a woman will suck your cock till you cum in her mouth. Then you take a turkey baster and suck the gizz from the mouth. Place the woman on her back and roll over so her ass is up in the air and she balances with legs folded back over. Insert the turkey baster into ass hole and squeeze the gizz into the ass. Then place your favorite serving plate under the junk hole and have the lovely lady shit the gizz out onto the plate. There you go; you are now serving Japanese Caesar Salad.

We were invited to the Johnsons tonight for "Japanese Caesar Salad".

by Toecrib December 6, 2009

Julius Caesar

1. (v) The act of suprise attacking someone with an extreme advantage in numbers with any type of weapon, from fists to guns.

Kid1: Hey what happened to Jim?

Kid2: Oh didn't you hear? Some kids pulled a Julius Caesar on his ass.

by Reno25555555 March 17, 2009