Any service every customer of should immediately quit using and swarm their headquarters with complaints about because the company's retarded decision-makers decide to take a step backward for more monetary gain. This step backward invovles replacing their original DVR system with a crappy-ass version that causes so many inconveniences it's impossible to count. Too concerned with their monetary gain, dipshits owners of the company will not act on the complaints they receive and revert back to the old one, rather they sit on their asses and look on while their customers are totally pissed off by their bullshit
3. Any unreasonable, foolish service or corporation that every customer of should quit using and make out complaints against because they care about their personal gain more than the satisfaction of their customers and service
3. Any unreasonable, foolish service or corporation that every customer of should quit using and make out complaints against because they care about their personal gain more than the satisfaction of their customers and service
Time Warner Cable's switching people over to their new shitty cable system has led to me hearing of complaints all across the board from various radio stations and the like, such as DVR wouldn't tape the same things and I missed a lot of the shows I had set to automatically recorded; the bar remains at the bottom of the screen for far too long and throughout pause; rewinding and fastforwarding on the new DVR box is really fucked up because it doesn't stop where you stop it at, the new box has lost a lot of options and features it used to have; the box keeps shutting off and rebooting at frequent random moments; things you have set to automatically record keep being undone and you have to go back and reset them; trying to tape a couple days in advance takes for ever because of the box's slow speed and doesn't even go as far in advance as the old one, etc.
When Time Warner Cable switched us over to the new fucked up version of DVR they provide, I gently picked up the Time Warner Cable box, dusted it off, shined it up, rubbed it softly, then smashed it with my hammer and tossed it into the fireplace to a loud clapping ovation from all the people in the sitting room in the doctor's office.
When the restaurant wouldn't give me my money back for the hair and toenails I found buried in my steak, I shouted "WHAT KIND OF SMELLY TIME WARNER CABLE SHIT ARE YOU RUNNING HERE?!"
Punched some geek named Robert Ullman in the face for turning the McDonalds up the street into a Time Warner Cable McDonalds.
That new store up the street is a total Time Warner Cable. They raised prices on everything and won't bring them down and now I refuse to go there.
When Time Warner Cable switched us over to the new fucked up version of DVR they provide, I gently picked up the Time Warner Cable box, dusted it off, shined it up, rubbed it softly, then smashed it with my hammer and tossed it into the fireplace to a loud clapping ovation from all the people in the sitting room in the doctor's office.
When the restaurant wouldn't give me my money back for the hair and toenails I found buried in my steak, I shouted "WHAT KIND OF SMELLY TIME WARNER CABLE SHIT ARE YOU RUNNING HERE?!"
Punched some geek named Robert Ullman in the face for turning the McDonalds up the street into a Time Warner Cable McDonalds.
That new store up the street is a total Time Warner Cable. They raised prices on everything and won't bring them down and now I refuse to go there.
by Andy Corvatte April 25, 2008
Get the Time Warner Cable mug.Arguably the best and one of the greatest hip-hop groups in history that was formed in New York during the Golden Age of hip-hop. The group, which consisted of MCs Q-Tip, Phife Dawg, and DJ Ali Shaheed Muhammad, was well ahead of their time and used mixes of jazzand hip-hopin their music. They were a strong and vital part of the Native Tongues Posse. They are best known as pioneers of Alternative Hip-hop and have released an enormous amount of critically acclaimed singles such as the ever famous "Electric Relaxation", "Bonita Applebum", "Check the Rhime", and "Scenario". They are by far the greatest and freshest hip-hop group known.
"The jazz, the what? The jazz can move that
Cuz the Tribe originates that feelin' of pizzazz
It's the universal sound, best to brothers underground
In the one-six below, ya didn't have to go"
- Q-Tip's verse from "Jazz (We've got) of A Tribe Called Quest's second studio album "Low End Theory".
Cuz the Tribe originates that feelin' of pizzazz
It's the universal sound, best to brothers underground
In the one-six below, ya didn't have to go"
- Q-Tip's verse from "Jazz (We've got) of A Tribe Called Quest's second studio album "Low End Theory".
by MC_J December 18, 2009
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Get the caledon mug.Just another great way to reference taking a big ole dump, crap, shit, defecate, pinch a loaf, snap a deuce.
Example 1: Roger felt his anus pucker and he new he was about to Crimp Cable.
Example 2: Hey Joe. Where is Stan. He was here a minute ago. Joe: He will be right back. He had to go Crimp Cable.
Example 3: Dan felt his bowels bloat during his presentation at the annual stockholders meeting. He knew he was about to blow and had to leave immediately. He quickly announced that he needed to run Crimp Cable and would return shortly.
Example 2: Hey Joe. Where is Stan. He was here a minute ago. Joe: He will be right back. He had to go Crimp Cable.
Example 3: Dan felt his bowels bloat during his presentation at the annual stockholders meeting. He knew he was about to blow and had to leave immediately. He quickly announced that he needed to run Crimp Cable and would return shortly.
by Eaton Holgoode April 10, 2015
Get the Crimp Cable mug.Show lasting one year-given an undeserved axe despite having had some of the most memorable and relateable characters.
Dared to be different unlike some of the Dawson's Creek fare airing at the time.
Dared to be different unlike some of the Dawson's Creek fare airing at the time.
Fan: Hey, have you heard of My So-Called Life?
Person: ZOMG, that show is gay.
Fan: No really it's a good show.....Jared Leto was in it.
Person: Oh, he's so hot!
Fan: *facepalm*
Person: ZOMG, that show is gay.
Fan: No really it's a good show.....Jared Leto was in it.
Person: Oh, he's so hot!
Fan: *facepalm*
by Stick92 March 31, 2009
Get the My So-Called Life mug.Any illegal venture that in the beginning promises wealth, prestige, or power but unbeknownst to the player only ends with jails, institutions or death. Despite every fact to the contrary the addicted player will rationalize and justify playing the game called Circle over and over again, despite the negative consequences and baffling circumstance of ending up right back where they started. For the lucky its back to prison, the unlucky it's death.
"I can't find a good job so im gonna sell smack for just a little while and make alot of money to open my own business, im too slick to get caught"
"They caught me selling drugs on the block" "After i get out of prison I'm never going to sell on the block again" "I'm only going to sell out of my car and I'll only sell pills, that way i wont get caught"
"They caught me selling pills and now I'm on my way back to prison. If it wasn't for snitches id have never gotten caught. Next time I'll only sell to people i really know are solid."
Wonder why they call it the Game Called CIRCLE ?
"They caught me selling drugs on the block" "After i get out of prison I'm never going to sell on the block again" "I'm only going to sell out of my car and I'll only sell pills, that way i wont get caught"
"They caught me selling pills and now I'm on my way back to prison. If it wasn't for snitches id have never gotten caught. Next time I'll only sell to people i really know are solid."
Wonder why they call it the Game Called CIRCLE ?
by Playaz Anonymous December 3, 2011
Get the Game Called Circle mug.A barely closeted middle to +middle aged gentleman, working in an IT capacity. During his more rambunctious escapades, he is known to vigorously "feed cable through ports" and manage "docking stations," usually off hours while sporting nary a shred, except a tool belt. His people skills are generally lacking, yet somehow he is considered to be highly relatable. The cable pusher stereotype is well known on the leather scene (due to the tool belt). Not to be confused with the notably less svelte cable guy, the cable pusher is usually of slender build.
Hey Lance, make sure you invite a couple of cable pushers to the masquerade ball, to help set up the AV "equipment."
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