Something Greta Thunberg likes to shout at politicians with a face that looks either too constipated or simply just annoyed. We should pay more attention to Boyan Slat who IS trying to solve a problem instead of screaming at people through a mic.
Greta: YOU HAVE STOLEN MY DREAMS AND MY CHILDHOOD!
Politicians: ...?
by THEONLYONEWITHOUTAGUN November 04, 2020
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Childhood ship trauma

A weird ship that you found as a kid with unlimited internet access and hate with your entire soul. Usually from cartoons from late 1990-2010’s and involves, incest, pedophilia, and/or, enemies to lovers
Friend 1: I hate the humanized bill cipher design

Friend 2: Ewwww! Don’t mention that, that’s my Childhood ship trauma
by ButcherOfZoos July 21, 2022
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Childhood Depression

Childhood Depression

Childhood depression is when a child eventually starts not feeling joy and instead just being empty, hollow and depressed.

This usually effects kids when they start being overworked, stressed, and burned out, which leads to sadness, tiredness, and depression.

This probably spiked in 2020, when kids started becoming more distanced over time due to not socializing, and eventually childhood depression started for an unknown number of kids.
Mandy: Why is Sam so sad?

Amanda: I heard he had childhood depression, i hope he recovers.
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Vanilla childhood

A childhood that was good with out any abuse like mentally, and physical abuse or even emotional things like relationships with family that was brocken, like having divorced parents or simply living poor and not in high middle class or high class parts and not being able to have a lot of privileges as much as other people

( side note have a vanilla childhood is good and please don't romanticize getting abused, sexually assulted, or emotionally abused ect. In any way)
Person 1: "yeah my parents are really nice and they never have abused me in any way and support me for who I am and what I want to do in the future "

Person 2: "you definitely had a vanilla childhood, unlike me :')"

Person 1: "I'm sorry bro :("
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childhood bird

A Mourning Dove. That bird who lives on your roof that you thought was an owl for the longest time, until you asked your parents about it.
Mourning Dove / Childhood Bird: hoot hoo, hoo hoo

*Me instantly remembering every bad memory from my past and almost crying*
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childhood

the worst years of someones life, when one is basically living a prisoner-like lifestyle (i am an actual child, i would know this)
i fucking hate my childhood
by some hackerman December 02, 2018
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