Bible Bootstrap

Referencing the Bible in an attempt to justify actions that are heinous and ungodly.

Amy: I just heard a politician on television say that the Bible justifies separating children from their mothers at the border. What BS!

Juan: Seriously? I bet God really hates it when people try to Bible bootstrap their own evil ideas to the good book.

by builtforspeed July 25, 2018

loophole in the bible

A way to keep your virginity and still have intercourse by engaging in anal sex.

"I'm sorry , Jay. We can't have sex I have a chastity ring."

"That's okay, there is a loophole in the bible"

by Ash_Tree August 4, 2016

bible belt

An area of the southern United States that has a large protestant (i.e. Baptist, Methodist, Church of Christ) church attending population. Most of these people are ignorant of their own beliefs, do not follow the laws they preach, and relentlessly attempt to convert those who do not follow their sect.

When you feel out of place or someone is out to get you, you can say, "I feel like an atheist in the bible belt."

by Itsjustluck March 22, 2004

Bible Balls

When a guy doesn't have sex with a woman because of his religious beliefs.

I can't tell if Brandon is gay or if he just has a bad case of Bible Balls.

by chasebiaotch March 30, 2010

bible belt

states in the Southeast plus Texaswhere fundamentalist and evangelical Christianity is taken very seriously.

Charlotte - buckle of the bible belt.

by mandingoe June 5, 2004

beblet

Another word for "babe" or "baby" but however a cuter term.

"I love my beblet, she's so cute."

by georgiamay June 30, 2013

Bible

A book written to record, what it's authors assumed to be, thet creation of human species.

The Bible in two sentences: God creates petting zoo. Things get out of hand.

by Arinthalas May 6, 2011