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buzzard

Someone who is generally annoying the hell out of you. Killing your buzz. talking during the show etc.
Dave: "we gotta get away from these buzzards"
Taul: "shitya"
by Taul January 29, 2005
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buzzard

Any object, visual, sensual or stimulating of any other sense that holds the characteristics appertaining of Buzzardace.
A disgusting object or situation.
Buzzard Things-
Incest.
Bad Smells.
Mold.
Some people.
Illuminous Orange.
Chavs.
Piercings.
Text Speak.

Buzzard Situations-

Professor Heinrich- And the thing that perplexed me the most about the intriuge of the deciduous deux ex machina was the exquisite irony of a dodecahedronal mammal surmounted off its homo-sapien cousin of submission and shameful ridicule by its society's peers.
Rick the stoner- ...Yeah, I know, it's buzzard.

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Kelly- I wouldn't drink out of that glass, my brother just farted in it.
Jenny- Buzzard!
by uwanttruthitellz May 9, 2009
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Buzzard

Something you say when someone is telling a lie
“You so buzzard he ain’t still that pencil
by Renee705 January 6, 2020
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Buzzard Beach Syndrome

A common disease acquired by individuals that frequent the bar "Buzzard Beach", located in Westport (KCMO).

It's symptoms include:

--Thinking one is "tough" or "street" because they frequent the bar.

--Dying one's hair black and teasing it to great heights and then applying obscene amounts of eyeliner.

--Carrying around brass knuckles on one's keychain as to let the world know "not to fuck with you".

--Delusional thinking that involves superiority to the rest of the human race based on location of consumption of alcohol.

--The aquisition of mulitudes of extremely trendy tattoos and piercings.

--Passive agressively writing insults to other people that one considers "posers" (and who are most likely friends of the writer) on the walls of bar bathrooms. Usually, insults involve the words "poser, bitch, whore, cunt, cuntface, fucker, dirty, vag face" ect.

--Being too trendy for your own good. I.E: looking like one has walked right out of a Hot Topic ad.

--Wanting to fight EVERYTHING and EVERYONE, and always pussying out before the first blow is thrown.
"That girl you fucked last night has Buzzard Beach Syndrome and wrote that you were a bad lay on the bathroom wall in black sharpie last night."
by blackwidowkc December 15, 2008
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scum buzzard

a person who always in a smokey clouded up bar , who stinks from smoking and smoke n looks like they never have taken a bath before and is drunk all the time.
i never go to a certain bar in town cos that scum buzzard jimmy is always there stinkin the place up .
by K.M.M. May 20, 2008
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Buzzard

Loose term that refers to Girls, Bitches, Biddies, Sluts
I was nailing this buzzard and she was insane in the sack.
by Wallacelew October 9, 2014
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buzzard

A user of Google Buzz. Such a user is a buzzard because they're circling waiting for the demise of other social networking.
All the buzzards are waiting around for facebook to die so they can eat its eyeballs.
by your_mom123 February 10, 2010
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