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buttsekz

Teh buttsekz is teh r0xx0r!11!1!
by Buttsekser March 18, 2003
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Buttstache

The collection of hair around and atop the asshole. Forming a moustache of sorts on the butt.
"Damn bro, nice buttstache."
by labia lightnin January 8, 2007
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buttstabber

When dancing with a girl grinding, you stab her butt with your dick.
Yo Sean Scott is such a butt stabber, he was all up grinding and he stabbed that ho, he needs to lean to ride that ass, not destroy it.
by TFAHey October 13, 2004
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Surprise buttsecks

If someone denies you anal all you have to do is take it from them. It's not rape if you say surprise!

They will enjoy the pleasure so much they will show you their tears of joy

If they cry, use the tears as lubrication or as a punishment use no lube at all.
Surprise Buttsecks:

Guy: Baby, can I stick it in your pooper?
Girl: No because it will hurt.
Guy: I'll be gentle, I'll go slow.
Girl: I said no, I told you to stop asking.
Guy: Oh well......SURPRISE!!
Girl: OMG! , STOP!, NO!
Guy: When you say no, all I hear is, "No don't stop"
Girl: This is rape!
Guy: I said surprise and it's not rape if you say surprise.
by Siimp January 24, 2010
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Buttstache

A hairy, unkept bum.
That girl should not be wearing a thong at the beach, she obviously hasn't waxed her buttstache in months.
by sara r. September 2, 2005
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buttsecks

When a Male sticks his wanky in another person (or animal's) Poopchute.
Eshold1 and -Pyroblaze- said they had some sweet love on the ign boards, pointing to buttsecks.
by BriankidGC August 31, 2003
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buttster

A gay poser football fan who enjoys gulping semen all day.
Tommy is such a buttster
by QYS November 7, 2013
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