buttpipe

a long tube or hollow body used for inhalation of smoke, usually from burning pubic hairs in areas surrounding the anus.

"Please sanitize my buttpipe after you're finished."

by Trey Paxton December 9, 2008

buttpiss

when stools exit the body in a highly liquified, and often projectile, state. AKA Diarhea...coined by BirminghamStang of a popular V6 Mustang site

I at a big burrito and the buttpiss was horrendus....

by Chris Strickland November 24, 2006

buttpriest

One who worships and has a degree of control over and in the butt.
See asspirate.

That was my cookie, you buttpriest.

by Billy McQuin July 9, 2003

Buttpee

(Verb)
To Masturbate

My brother buttpees by swiping his dick

My brother buttpees by swiping his dick

by Buttpeeing April 3, 2019

buttpipety

1) Ridiculous, unhelpful, mischievious or corrupt behavior.
2) Something that is bullshit, whether by being false or generally detremental.
3) Basically the kind of behavior or actions you would expect from a buttpipe or an idiot.

My mechanic tried to sell me a bunch of parts that I didn't need because he thought I wouldn't know better, man that is total buttpipety.

by NoahD April 4, 2006

Buttpeg(ness)

-Used when there is no other word to describe the person or situation. (Can be used in a positive or negative manner)

-"Tom...you're such a Buttpeg!"
-" You Buttpeg!!
-" This is Buttpeg(ness)!!!"

by Rnoffsinger May 6, 2011

Buttpits

When your pits or someone else's pits smell like a butt. Particularly nasty B.O.

Alex: Did you get a whiff of Josh's buttpits in the locker room after?

Shaun: No, but I can just imagine the stink.

by Marziba December 3, 2011