butterknifed

Using the penis on the vagina as if you were spreading butter on a hot muffin without insertion.

I butterknifed her and she came before I even crammed it in.

by Billy deez nuts October 6, 2016

Butterknife Barber

When a woman melts a stick of button atop her badussy, and proceeds to enter a fresh butter knife. The butter knife is then turned horizontal after inserted, serrated side facing the exterior. The man then enters from the top of his head, and moves in a circular motion, creating the perfect haircut.

Max: Brooo I need to get a trim so bad. I’m mad broke tho.
Isabel: i’ll butterknife barber you. Put on your goggles.

by SexyLamp November 19, 2022

Dr Butterfield

An amazing 12th Century tennis player, spent most of his time laying eggs on Fred Dibnahs front lawn. Featured in many ground breaking egg laying tennis films during the golden age of horse cameradary. During his early work he even begain to sprout wings and proclaim himself to be the winner of the foundation of the winged horse jumping competition of 1175 AD.

Man> Are you sprouting wings Red Rum?

Red Rum> Yes!

Man> You Freak, you dr Butterfield

by Barry Gell September 1, 2008

Dr butterfield

A principal thats fucks subsitutes and and sub named ms mcarthy

Dr butterfield is so cool

by Dr butterfield February 15, 2018