Butter fingers

When someone slips there fingers into a vagina by accident

I went butter fingers on your sister last night

Butter fingers by Jackparker November 2, 2017

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Butterfinger

The sexual act of spreading butter all over your penis and having another guy suck on it.

Man: would you like a butterfinger?
Boy: sure, what kind?
Man: it's in my pants.
Boy: ewwwwwwww

see Homosexual
also see Pedophile

Butterfinger by BR 4Shot August 28, 2010

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butter fingers

When a person has butter for fingers, commonly causing grief as this disability makes initial interaction with fellow humans uncomfortable.. especially when shaking hands.

Fucking hell I just met that disabled fucking idiot out there and we shook hands... the seedy fuck has butter for fingers and now my hands are slippery.. I can't even fucking wash it off because it's so resistant to water, FUCK.
&& now I keep doing clumsy things like dropping my mobile phone every time it rings and people are all like "butter fingers" to me. FUCK. I guess butter fingers really has 'rubbed off' on me. I think I like him. Fucking retard.

butter fingers by Aaron GGGGG September 26, 2007

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ButterFinger

When a cheeky fuck sticks their finger into their anus, and then wipes their foul appendage across another person's nose. The result is the victim smelling the scent of ass for quite a while.

a.k.a. the foul appendage

Someone is staring off into the distance, captivated by some object or their own imagination, while unexpectedly a friend or foe comes from behind with their stinky finger and swipes it firmly under the nostrils of the unsuspecting victim. At first the victim is unaware, for it takes time for such a pungent odor to be accepted by one's senses, but then with a sudden rush the victim is plagued with the stench of poop. The scent is inescapable. Hence, one more casualty of the ButterFinger.

ButterFinger by PapaJoJoe May 17, 2008