Buttcrud

Dirty Butt crack.

David works in his Baseball mitt with Deidra's Buttcrud.

by Mike Hunt Hertzz October 10, 2008

Buttcrush

A type of activity in wich a person (majorly female) sits in an object (mostly cake) for sexual pleasure.

It's also considered a type of pornography.

My Cat Started Having An ButtCrush on My Cookie!

by MayDayMeh July 23, 2018

Buttdumpling

guy who likes it when dogs lick his ass

Sam and John love to be buttdumplings!!

by Anonymous April 30, 2003

Butterpumpkin

A relatively pathetic individual who makes failed and often hilarious attempts at being tough. Often manifests as an overly arrogant individual with no real reason for said confidence.

Butterpumpkin: I'm so tough, I just bought creatine.
Normal person: What a tuff guy, Butterpumpkin.

by guttermuffs July 22, 2011

Buttromper

Similar to an assgremlin, but more violent and usually a pananian marsh beaver. Manganaro is a known buttromper, and so is anyone else found travelling with him in the mango-van. Other buttrompers include sprod, most pananian marsh beavers and possibly dabaja.

"Robert is a convicted buttromper."

"Robert was buttromped by sprod."

by D.E March 20, 2004

Buttcrime

A generic term referring to any offense commited anally E.g. rape, molestation etc. Usually a buttcriminal, one who commits buttcrimes, can be identified on sight by a thick moustache, skinny physique, and tight pants (pants colored anything but brown, black or blue on a skinny moustached man assure buttcriminality)

Fred: See that starbucks barista?
Joe: with the moustache??
Fred: yeah! he was convicted of 3rd degree buttcrime! thats butt felony !
Joe: He's a buttcriminal? i thought he was just a hipster.
Fred: same thing.

by BigNig69 December 31, 2012

buttcrutch

A Chair, Seat, or Couch. Generally used to imply laziness of the subject.

Danny - "i'm tired of standing around at this party, can you get me a chair?"
Jake - "No way, you'll get kicked out for using a Buttcrutch!"

by BraveMart September 28, 2014