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Krusty Burger

When your significant other has decided to stop sleeping with you yet still goes to bed dressed only in a thong and a tshirt. You jerk off until you come between her buttcheeks. Thereby creating a Krusty Burger in the morning when she has to pee.
Her:"i'm not in the mood"
You:"ok"
2 hours later
squeege
6 hours later when she gets up
cruuuuuuuuuuuussssssssssssttttt!!!

You:"he he Krusty Burger yum
by Leftimus Maximus January 27, 2009
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Tweeny Burger

An adolescent that expresses extremely irritating qualities such as unnecessary screeching, attempting to revive dead memes, and lacking basic intelligence and maturity. These qualities can be represented through the analogy of a burger; just as many components come together to create a good burger, many irritating components coalesce to become a tweeny burger.
STOP BEING SUCH A TWEENY BURGER!
by Dr. John P. Bogdan February 11, 2018
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Gunga Burger

A Gunga Burger is the best burger you will ever taste and will make you straight away go “gunga gunga gunga gunga”
also cures nerd neck
DrDoge307: *plays fortnite all night*
lil aku: dude your such a nerd neck have a gunga burger
*throws gunga burger*
DrDoge307: gunga gunga gunga gunga
by Ryan and Chris hasbig nerdneck January 30, 2019
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fart burger with extra shit sauce

Extremely foul smelling fart and slight ass juice for good measure
Oh snap, I passed one and then realized it was worse, a fart burger with extra shit sauce!
by godchef May 28, 2010
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budgetcrastinating

Are they still budgetcrastinating up in Albany? They're never gonna pass that thing.
by mvolfman June 22, 2010
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burger status

A term used to describe anything that is obnoxiously lame, extremely stupid, or utterly disappointing.
Yo, I can't believe the bars in Boston close at 2 a.m. and the subway stops at midnight. That's burger status.
by Vento December 26, 2008
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porno budget

being low on money/ being broke. Originally used to describe shitty movies that have the same budget and production values of pornos without any actual full frontal nudity, it is also used in everyday situations when someone is strapped for cash.
dude 1: you want to hit some bars

dude 2: naw man i'm on a porno budget

dude 1: you broke as fuck sucka
by nalimoNIPPOn October 5, 2009
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