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Bonked on a cinnabon

When your machiavellian boss gets off an airplane and jams two or three large Cinnabon roles down the gullet, thus creating a guaranteed sugar low about two hours later when he/she starts to plow into their email backlog. Being bonked on a cinnabon will guarantee several flaming emails with embedded rage, stinging sarcasm or all out hatred being directed back to the sender.
Brent reviewed our proposal when he got to San Jose late last night. He must have been bonked on a cinnabon, since his email reply suggested the idea was "brain dead and we were a bunch of dumb asses...!"
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Bunker Bitch 

An individual who talks tough but cowers in a safe place such as a panic room, behind walls, armed guards, or in a bunker deep underground, the moment there is any sign of trouble.
That Trump is a real Bunker Bitch.
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pile bunker 

n. Tool or weapon composed of a pneumatic or hydraulic piston connected to a spiked shaft and recoil springs; Uses rapid compression to drive the piston forward which in turn drives a spike into an object, in a matter similar to that of a pneumatic hammer (jackhammer), only the spike goes far into the object and then retracts quickly, readying itself for another strike.
His armor was pierced by his enemy's pile bunker.
He used a pile bunker to remove some of the granite from a rock wall.
pile bunker by Tonywolf September 20, 2008

class bunker 

one who skips classes or "bunks off classes"
ex.
Mike: Dude, where's Ted?

Jacob: I don't know....he hasn't been to school for the past four days....

Mike: Wow. What a class bunker....
class bunker by Ted Schloiter April 9, 2009

Bunkerhead 

Someone to full of self importance too busy believing they are smarter than others that they fail to realise the bus actually left them behind two stops ago......and everyone he thought he had fooled....Knew!

Take credit for others efforts to hide their own uselessness.
Big hard Don really actually thought he was responsible for coaching the girls to a league victory when he actually inherited a team that was skilled enough to do it themselves and really did nothing to contribute to their deserved victory .....

What a total "Bunkerhead" that pie eating mofo is!, hes been well bunkered (found out, exposed).
Bunkerhead by BigJockKnewKADiv October 17, 2007

Bunkered 

To run away from friends for one's own glory during a running race.
We ran will Aaron for 4hours, till 1km from the finish and he Bunkered us.
Bunkered by MikeHos June 11, 2018

Dirt Bunker

"Dude, I got my girlfriend really drunk last night and she let me hit one out of the Dirt Bunker."
Dirt Bunker by J..Z.. April 30, 2008