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Post-Baked Cognitive State

A term originating between Canadian health science students who are also stoners. It's the state roughly 3 hours following the last toke. The initial high is gone, but the thc level is still high enough for some after-effects. Doesn't last more than a few hours. Symptoms are tiredness, extreme tranquility and relaxation, a need to eat healthy.
Guy1 - "Dude you look tired, late night?"
Guy 2 - "Nah I'm just in a post-baked cognitive state"
Guy1 - "I know it well, wanna go get some herbal tea?"
Guy 2 - "Hells yea"
by hawksley1001 November 28, 2009
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Sir Bakedalot

bigtime stoner
someone who is baked all the time
(man walks in with bloodshot red eyes and the sweet smell of MJ)
Good evening Sir Bakedalot may i fetch you a bong rip?
by TakeAHitBrah24 October 9, 2009
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Baked Asslaska

When at a party, a strangers house or a random RV. Taking a shit onto a cookie sheet and putting it in the oven on medium heat. The smell won't get out of that room/house for several days afterwards
I was in New Orleans for Mardi Gras and some random left a Baked Asslaska in the RV for the drive back to South Bend.
by jamesohoh7 October 15, 2007
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Baby Baked

Being extremely high or baked off of marijuana.
by JeezyHam August 23, 2011
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half baked

1) when you are only half stoned
2) a plan not well thought out
3) a great stoner movie
Dude, i need more weed. Im only half baked

We should steal PS3's and then return them to the store for money! Uhm that is the most half baked scheme i have ever heard of.

They Killed KILLER B!
by Rob Blazer January 3, 2007
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Boked

To get adopted by city council
Chad: I just boked Alex.
JT: Its for the best my dude. You did the right thing.
Chad: Thanks bro. He will learn one day to stop being a shmole.

JT: One can only hope. 👊🏻
by Chadwick46 June 28, 2019
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Baked Brown Log

Used when final retribution is required.

"Baked Brown Log" is the act of taking a cookie sheet and expelling everything that exists in your bowels onto it and then putting it in the oven at a medium high heat. Then you leave it to bake and fill the house with an aroma that is comparible to a sewage treatment plant on a hot summer's day.
My bitch cheated on me so I left her a BAKED BROWN LOG in the oven cooking for her.
by Canadavey May 19, 2007
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