Buffing The Finger

Rather than just flipping the finger at someone, buffing the finger is am ostentatious and elaborate gesture of polishing up the middle finger finger as and intro to the offensive gesture itself. The add elan and flair, why not include a quip such as "Can you see your face in that?".

I saw her buffing the finger and quickly polished up my response.

by Vengeful Spirit December 15, 2011

Buffed Off

Getting your dick sucked.

Niggas were gettin straight buffed off by dumb white bitches!

by Money Mikey January 13, 2008

buffing the helmet

Need I spell it out? Oh,... Allright.

SUCKING DICK!!!
What else?

As we drove through Manhattan, en-route to "Park-n-blow",
I noticed, in the car to my right, there was a whore buffing the helmet of the driver.

by mavros May 1, 2006

Buffing a mage

A slang term used by players of the popular MMORPG Video game "World of Warcraft" to describe the action of physical stimulation of the penis.

Me and my friends saw an orc buffing a mage in a dungeon yesterday.

by Snarkycat w/ a spiffy hat July 24, 2011

Buffing The Beaver

Often people will buff the beaver when playing tennis or enjoying a glass of kool-aid.
In the Gianni region of Mickleover buffing the beaver often refers to the process of ritualistic sado-masachism with real beavers, and the other sort also.

I'm not going to work today, I was totally buffing the beaver last night and now my sinks blocked.
And no, not that sink.

by BeaverBuffer001101 February 14, 2009

rhoid buffing

In mountainbiking, to descend a hill so steep your butt touches the back wheel.

I was rhoid buffing down that huge hill in Waco.

by Mark Shackelford August 20, 2007

Buffing it out

The act of buffing it out involves a long hot shower, and yanking on your sausage. It's best to provide a squeegee so the next shower user doesn't need to deal with your pearl buttons.

He spent so much time buffing it out in the shower his room mate was late to work.

by buffman420 July 25, 2009