jizz bucket list

A list of people or things you want to jizz on before you die. Upon completion of the list, the jizzer commonly proceeds to jizz on the list itself.

Dude, I jizzed on the Eiffel Tower. Now I can cross that one off my jizz bucket list.

by Bakela February 27, 2008

Mr. Bucket

Mr. Bucket is a children's game featuring a plastic, motorized bucket which spat out differently colored balls. Occasionally the bucket comes alive and tries to suck someone's balls. The best method is to drown it as seen in the movie by James Rofle.

B: Hey, I'm Mr. Bucket
J: Oh, no no no.
B: It's OK. I don't wanna hurt you. I just wanna suck on your balls.
J: I turned you off.
B: No, you turned me on.

Anywhere where there's Mr. Bucket, nobody is safe.

by agent_J July 6, 2010

Fuck it, get a bucket

A state reached when you're so tired, hungry, and unconcerned about your own (or your families) well being that you decide a bucket of fried chicken is your best option for dinner. Generally followed by deep remorse, self-loathing, and a serious contemplation of suicide.

After working a 12 hour grocery shift, and getting shit on by the dregs of humanity (aka his customer base), John had reached the "Fuck it, get a bucket" stage.

by arnie123 February 12, 2017

Bucket of hog twats

A bucket that is filled with useless sex organs but yet
it is still more useful than you

You're more useless than a bucket of hog twats bob!

by Audir8 June 11, 2021

skeeze bucket

A cum dumpster. A individual who enjoys and is willing to swallow massive amounts of cum.

Damn Joe! that trick is a skeeze bucket

by livingdead99 August 5, 2010

Abortion bucket

Where you should have stayed

It was a sad day when you slithered out of the abortion bucket.

by #1dadVyktar May 27, 2019

Blowing Buckets

Is a slang term used to describe an individual who shoots an excessive amount of cum, so much that it could fill up a bucket.

I was talking to Keith the other day, and he said he met this guy named Jon on the tinder app. Keith said of all the guys he’s met and had sex with, he’s never seen a guy who was blowing buckets like Jon. Keith said his jungle like chest hair looked like a monsoon rained down on him!

by Tee Cee Deez April 2, 2020