Brunkie

Brunkie smoke da mad shit, don't mess wit Brunkie he fuck you up dawg. Brunkie Chill in da Hood (Hull). He is da mad playa and he come to yo house and mess you up

Brunkie will fuck you up
Brunkie smoke da mad shit
Yo it Brunkie
Brunkie in da House!
Shit Dawg, it's Brunkie

by Mike m January 4, 2004

brunkler

brother uncle cuzin user,
small minded creed oriented,
closed nitt

you brunklers have not met my out of town lawer who hired your uncle yet have you?

by anonymous June 15, 2022

brunkenhoefer

a team of very short and very hairy people that have unusually large feet. they have been spotted sitting in a corner booth at KBobs. they are known to be armed with wine glasses and empty wine bottles. if you see them walk away or you will find yourself being asked to shave their palms. they are often seen with galavanting with a family of six amazingly good looking people known as the Polk's. if you see them all out and about together, turn and walk the other way....you will not be able to understand the language that they speak.

hairy booty
hairy palm
big feet
extremely long toenails

brunkenhoefer toes

by black knight January 3, 2014

Bruncle Dad

A man who is your brother, uncle and your father. This is possible if your mother slams her own father, giving birth to what would normally be your Bruncle. If your Bruncle then gets six inches deep in your mom, the resulting abomination will be you, and he will be your Bruncle Dad.

Likewise, you are your Bruncle Dad's Brophew Son.

"Your bruncle dad is fucked; he has webbed toes and hasnever had a job."
"Fuck you, at least my bruncle dad is still alive you orphan bastard!"

by John Fun September 21, 2016

Brankle

Brain wrinkles

dude you think I'm smart, you should see my brankles

by CherryPie2096 July 12, 2021

bruncle in-law

When your brother in-law is also your uncle, like Oedipus

Oedipus: “I’m going to go see my bruncle in-law, Creon.”

by alyssas.defs December 19, 2021

bunklefluck

When a flock of birds all come down towards you at high speeds and flank you to hit your back as hard as possible until it breaks you.

Poor Joe, he was struck by a bunklefluck yesterday. Still in the hospital.

by The ultimate weirdo 4563 July 29, 2023