Mr Brownstone

While having anal sex you cum inside your partners anal cavity then perform oral almost instantly sucking out your own semen only to kiss your partner to put it in their mouth.

I fucked Tina last night and gave her the Mr Brownstone!

by Mr brownstone September 19, 2021

brownstone

To annoy the crap out of one person day by day in order to attain company.

"Yo Alex G wants to hang out with me, he calls me, he nocks on my door, he won't leave me alone, what a brownstone.

by BB Lebs Aka Mega Rap Star September 1, 2008

Bowlbone

Getting a boner while taking a shit.

I tried texting my friend when I had a bowlbone but I ended up pissing on my phone

by Ufknwotm8? June 29, 2014

brownton abbey

When you shit the pool or hot tub and become the only citizen.

I wouldn't enter Brownton Abbey unless applying for citizenship.

by Savoy83 December 20, 2016

Brownbootyitis

Brownbootyitis is a disease where your anus becomes a brown color. It's simply due to not wiping well enough after using the restroom. Symptoms include: Lips turning brown, Brown anus, Possible burning/itching sensations, Sometimes forming a rash if not taken care of in a timely manner. It got it's name from the first recorded case, Richard Smith, who didn't wipe his butt hole good enough, and when someone pantsed him in the middle of his hometown, it exposed his alarmingly brown anus. Hence the name, Brownbootyitis.

Worse cases include sweltering blisters if not taken care of properly.

The only way to clear it up is to carefully pull the anus out and cleanse it thoroughly, making sure every bit of the brownness is gone (Refrain from using towels, washrags, sponges, or Brillo pads, as it could only intensify the effects of the rash) Let sit for 2-5 days, until the anus smells similar to that of a rose.

"You have Brownbootyitis! You need to clean it!"

by i am cupcake January 18, 2020

Brownbowlaz

Bologna sized areolas

Your nipples have become brownbowlaz

by Desirae 88 January 20, 2021

BrownBoi

A obese child that likes playing Minecraft, singing, and breaking stuff.

"BrownBoi Sucks."
"Nah man."

by BrownBoiXD August 30, 2021