Broposel

When a man asks his best bro to be his best man at his wedding. Sometimes making the broposel more elaborate and meaningful than the proposal the man gave his new fiancé

Kevin: Paul man you have been my bro for 10+ years and now I'm getting married, so now I have a Broposel for you.

Paul: uh...ok?

Kevin: will you be my best fucking man?

Paul: Fuck Yes Bro

by Th3 KMeister October 25, 2017

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Brocus Pocus

The act of a male fingering his own asshole during masterbation or otherwise.

"dude, i totally pulled brocus pocus while beating off"
"what??"
"..nothing"

by L-sos October 26, 2008

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brousin

a misspelling of "browsing", as in just posted, doin ya thang, browsing through the women you see... lookin for a night, not a lifetime

"we be runnin' through these women by the thousands, ain't no relationships, just hittin it and quit and we be 'brousin'"

"and best believe when I come see you, I'z gon 'brous' on the way"

- from 11/5's classic track "Brousin'"

by d0sia July 19, 2009

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brocus

the act of focusing on any type of school work when you could be or were in the process of getting high as shit with your brajhs and also polishing off brewskis, possibly getting your D wet from some sweet biddies.

Bro 1: BRAJH I totally got done that 6-page term while getting the D wet from Tony's sister.

Bro 2: How the fuck did you do that?

Bro 1: The amount of brocus required drained my energy to the point where I slept 23 hours the next day and misses my class and failed the paper. Fuck life brah. Wanna get shit-faced?

Bro 2: Fuck yeah. Let's get wrecked.

by brostradamusIV October 25, 2009

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