A non-gender specific term to describe an individual who possesses or closely resembles the attributes of a witch. While invisible to the viewer, this individual invariably and constantly maintains a broomstick between their butt cheeks. They may occasionally appear to glide as if riding a broomstick. The manifestation of broomstick rider qualities may include but are not limited to: virtually any negative quality, especially those associated with a witch.
Most notably seen in the qualities of the wicked witch of the west from Wizard of Oz. Cue music of wicked witch of the west riding the bicycle (phonetic pronunciation of the tune: DO DO DO DO DO DO (repeat 3 times with the third time finishing with a much higher pitch).
Most notably seen in the qualities of the wicked witch of the west from Wizard of Oz. Cue music of wicked witch of the west riding the bicycle (phonetic pronunciation of the tune: DO DO DO DO DO DO (repeat 3 times with the third time finishing with a much higher pitch).
"That woman just spit in my sandwich, and then she wiped her greasy fingers all over it, right after scratching her hindquarters! What a broomstick rider!"
"My teacher failed the whole class, singled me out to sing the national anthem backwards as punishment, and then mocked me ruthlessly. She was a real broomstick rider!"
"That guy has been leading me on for years! He lured me into getting married, framed me, stole my kids and everything I own. Now I'm begging for bread crumbs on the streets of Manhattan. He was the biggest broomstick rider I've ever met!
"My teacher failed the whole class, singled me out to sing the national anthem backwards as punishment, and then mocked me ruthlessly. She was a real broomstick rider!"
"That guy has been leading me on for years! He lured me into getting married, framed me, stole my kids and everything I own. Now I'm begging for bread crumbs on the streets of Manhattan. He was the biggest broomstick rider I've ever met!
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Brandon impressed his future wife with his wicked broomtar skills when he rocked out a near perfect rendition of Eddie Van Halen's Eruption solo on his Libman Dustmaster.
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Get the Speedy Broomstick mug.When a man with a rather full and bushy mustache performs cunnilingus on a willing female, giving the appearance of a broom upon her cunt.
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Due to the sheer physics behind this maneuver the penetration is extremely deep and most excellent.
Also known as "the cervix slapper" or" the ultimate hole in one"
Due to the sheer physics behind this maneuver the penetration is extremely deep and most excellent.
Also known as "the cervix slapper" or" the ultimate hole in one"
1) Dude, I totally flying broomsticked this chick last night.
2) Bro, I would totally flying broomstick that ass right now.
2) Bro, I would totally flying broomstick that ass right now.
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Person 2: ...wouldn't that make it your squash arm?
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