Brisbane State High School

All the people here are stuck up and either sneaker re sellers or whores. Everyone is either academically challenged because of their sports entry or absolute nerds. This school accepts emo’s, transgenders and fury’s and doesn’t care that their school literally cannot facilitate more people. Everyone thinks they’re the shit but they all look so grotty. Everyone dates around and in the school. They are so looked down upon and how embarrassing when after school they walk through the city and they pay nothing compared to all the $20k+ private schools here. #Embarrassing 🔵🔴🔵 Some stupid business includes no negations on tiktok which is bound to fail, up sneakers on instagram and this bald year 11 on tiktok talking about side hustles. This school is a failure and there are way too many nerds

“Who’s that poor looking state school over there in the blue”

“Oh that‘s Brisbane State High School, that’s that ugly acorn hair looking guy named Hein or something”

“Oh shame. Isn’t that Roman? And isn’t that the school Liam and Winston used to attend?”

by 69420blaze April 10, 2023

Mr.Brislin

Booty Calllll
also known as the sexiest teacher to ever exsist

stupid ass Mr.Brislin

by gtbju6ftj6 December 20, 2008

Brisbane Grammar School

Brisbane Grammar School is an independent, non-denominational, day and boarding school for boys, located in Spring Hill, an inner suburb of Brisbane, Queensland, Australia. It is the oldest secondary boys school in Brisbane. Some of the Brisbane Grammar School Buildings are listed on the Queensland Heritage Register. The school is famously the best at academic performance in the state, only matching with its rival school, St Joseph's College, Gregory Terrace, which happens to be on the same street. Its sister school, Brisbane Girls Grammar School, is directly next to Brisbane Grammar. Brisbane Grammar is also part of the Greater Public Schools system. A system of Queensland's most elite boys schools (excluding Brisbane State High School (BSHS), which is co-educational). Brisbane Grammar School is also the most expensive school in the state, and the 10th most expensive in the country, with fees starting at around $30,000, as of 2018.

Yeah I go to BGS

I just got a scholarship from Brisbane Grammar School!

by That Scoalable Guy November 29, 2018

Brisbane State High School (BSHS)

Brisbane State High School is a partially selective, co-educational, state secondary school, located in South Brisbane, Queensland, Australia. It is a member of the Great Public Schools Association of Queensland, and the Queensland Girls' Secondary Schools Sports Association. As of 2017, the school has 3,190 students, second only to Varsity Lakes Senior School on the Gold Coast. Since the school's fantastic academic record, it has become the flagship school of the department of education and thus, directed a lot of the budget to itself. It has problems of people cheating to get their child into the school and as a result, State High has been performing a crackdown on that activity. Its rival school is supposed to be Coorparoo Secondary College, but due to a large amount of Coorparoo's funding going to State High, that rivalry is very much overlooked. State High also provides a record number of 1200 scholarships.

I go to BSHS.

My mum rented a place in west end for a month so I could get into Brisbane State High School (BSHS).

We're taking on State High this week, not keen.

by That Scoalable Guy November 30, 2018

Bristing

Typing lousy, crappy, or hateful lyrics as your daily Facebook update.

"Oh my god I am so tired of Joe bristing every day. Doesn't anything ever actually happen to him>"

by MyRowIsOnFire May 8, 2010

brisbany

Sweetest most intelligent girl you'll ever meet. Lady in the streets MAJOR freak in the sheets. Acts innocent but isn't ;). Will forsure sex you good. AMAZING smile & fantastic personality. Will make you laugh & will always be there for you. Keeper forsure

I heard Brisbany is good in the sheets

Brisbany is so smart i'm so jealous

by sharealmami June 13, 2017

Brisbane Squid

This cunt from Brisbane who now lives in Sydney that will dangerously latch on to you but will let go of you after 3 hours as long as you can survive his yapping beak.

"That Brisbane Squid cunt doged beers with the boys again"

"The Brisbane Squid is hungover and masturbating furiously "

"You're a fuckwit, just like that Brisbane Squid cunt."

by Yeaaaaladdd February 27, 2019