Brigita

Brigita is a lesbo who is friends with Nesa the lesbo, bigger one. ratio plus bozo

A: Have you met Brigita?

B: The one who is friends with Nesa?

A: Yeah the one who said she was gonna khs on a snapchat.

by asenslayermilk February 24, 2024

Brigitte Macron

OK. So let's say Candace Owens is right. Let's say she IS a man... Now what? What happens then? Because is MY thing is true, the obvious extension and logical conclusion is that we need to create a mechanism to distinguish the people who actually have schizophrenia from the people who actually do not and then we need to create an avenue for legal recourse for the people who are just being communally harassed (because harassment in the workplace is not allowed). Then you would need a mechanism by which to identify it happening in schools and in workplaces and an incentive structure for reporting and a punishment for participating or instigating or propagating. AND THEN... Your kids, friends, and siblings get murdered less. There is less of an incentive to murder you. You DON'T get stabbed to death in the night by your own kids because their mental health isn't being sandpapered away by the people around them. But even of Candy O is right... What actually happens there? Nothing. It's an investigation that affects no one and does nothing.

Hym "Ok. So, let's say that Brigitte Macron IS a man. You're right. She's a man. Now what?"

Candy O "Well that means the French president is GAY!"

Hym "He's... He's FRENCH."

Candy O "But if he's a man and she's a man... That's GAY!"

Hym "Again... Even if she was a woman, there is nothing more GAY than heterosexual sex between a French man and... You know, literally anyone."

Candy O "But she's pretending to be a woman but she's a man!"

Hym "I know! It's crazy! She's got a big fat cock but he's wearing a dress! Like, whaaaa?"

by Hym Iam December 23, 2025

The Brighty Manoeuvre

The 'Brighty Manoeuvre' occurs when a 'lightweight' individual becomes overly intoxicated upon drinking a single standard drink. Usually preceding a day of absence from work/school due to an excessive hangover.

The Brighty Manoeuvre; Bloody Jacob isn't here today cause he's too hung-over from that single 'vodka cruiser'.

by Cpt Jerpa May 1, 2014

forum brigitte

A term related to the video game overwatch,that was created and first used by jeff kaplan in blizzcon 2018 during Emongg's live stream.

Jeff used this term to describe any overexerted talk about brigitte,especially on the overwatch forums where salty tracer mains talk about brigitte like she can 1v6 top 500s

Jeff: You know everyday I see many people on the forums complain that brig can 1v6,but I just move on,those are called

forum brigitte s

by BOYPIG24 November 6, 2018