breached shit

The really annoying shit that comes out and lands in the bowl sideways, so it won't flush, which then requires you to use a toilet plunger to straight it up so it goes down.

Man, I just took a breached shit. Hope you don't mind all the shit all over your toilet brush...

by archane January 18, 2008

brasher

Brasher (n.)
- 1. A crazy, out of control, or wild party or event.

- 2. A crazy, out of control, or wild person.

Ex 1.) "That party last night was a total brasher! The cops had to come shut it down."

Ex 2.) "John is such a brasher! He is always the life of the party!"

by G6G6G6 September 11, 2011

breast wishes

After you text a guy pictures of your titties and ya sign off, breast wishes.

So this chick sent me some titty pics and signed it breast wishes! Awesome!

by SexyTexan January 12, 2012

Breast Smother

Something all women with huge breasts should do to men.

Emily breast smothered Eddy for a good 45 minutes. He was totally helpless as his face sank deep into her huge juggs.

by Dancing with Fire October 12, 2011

Breast-o-Sauruses

Large breasts, often fake! Word is a combo of Breasts and Tyrannosauruses.

Dude to Another: Check out that chick's Breast-o-Sauruses. They have to be Double E's!

Another: Double E silicone sacs, but still awesome!

by sarasplayroom.com August 14, 2009

Brashearing

The act of jumping out of a vehicle due to anger or sadness. Typically an act performed by a mentally unstable individual.

Used as a verb: brasheared, brashearing, or Brashears.

1. “Man she cheated on me, I’m brashearing out of my car.”

2. I just accidentally Brasheared my flowers off of the window sill.

by mookieme September 13, 2019

Digital breach

When a person is wiping themselves, and a finger (digit) breaches the toilet paper.

There's been a digital breach! Someone help! I've got poop on my finger!

by Dave Threadgill February 15, 2018