Brantley County

A small county in the middle of butt-fuck no were, Georgia. The county looks like a bunny rabbit, and everyone is related to each other for the most part, so if your an outsider, you are a complete outsider. You don't come to Brantley, you leave Brantley.

"Yo homes, where do you live?" "Oh, I live in Brantley County." "Where?"

by Samoo21 December 13, 2018

Brant

There are two kinds of brants in the world. One is very common but the rare kind of Brant is the best kind. He is sweet but not afraid to challenge you. He is very caring and will help the people he cares about every chance he gets. Never argue with a Brant, you will lose. Brant is also very good looking even though he may not realize it. If you find the rare Brant keep him because you may never get the chance to get close to him again. He can be very elusive.

I have never met a brant like him before.
Girl, Brant is soo good looking.

by A spelling error December 8, 2019

poker brat

1) Phil Hellmuth

2) A guy who thinks he is the greatest poker player ever and will tell you so at every availabe opportunity.

-1
Phil Hellmuth is the poker brat because if you beat him he thinks its unfair 'If there was no luck I'd win every hand'

-2
-I'm so at reading you I'm gonna call your all in with my mid pair sixes, thats how amazing I am.
-Dude, I got a full house, sixes over jacks. Remember just because you a poker brat doesn't make you as good as Phil Hellmuth.

by Adam Cadaver June 20, 2007

Army Brat

Any child that grew up with a parent or guaridan in the Army. Moves a lot, has had a military I.D. since age 10, lived on a military base or near a military base their entire life. It kind of sucks and is kind of cool at the same time. Army brats are normally very outgoing, since they have to make all new friends everytime they move.

Kid one-"Jim lived in 14 places since he was born, and went to 11 schools."
Kid two-"Yea, he's an Army Brat."

by IanDW February 21, 2006

Army Brat

Any child who has grown up with a parent in the army, has never lived in a place more than 3 years, knows what tdy means, got excited when you turned 10 because you get a military id, shops at the px/bx, personally know 10 or more people who got sent to Iraq, lived overseas (hawaii counts) and while overseas attended an international school, has always lived in a place that started with "fort" or ended in "AFB".

I am the typical army brat. I attended 10 different schools before graduation. Lived in so many states (including hawaii, north carolina, california, and washington d.c.) that i am now restless and want to move again.

by jhb July 18, 2005

military brat

Children and teenages who have a parent/parents in the military and grow up accustomed to the military lifestyle.

Military brats:
1. Move to a new base in different State or country every three years or less and don't really have a hometown even though they claim to have one.
2. Are tolerant of other people of different backgrounds and open minded due to military brat experience
3. Feel at home on any military base
4. Know alot of military lingo such as PCS, SOFA, BN, etc. Watch AFN and miss having no commercials
5. Have had parent leave often for deployment/training either leads to a tight knit family or stressful relationship
6. Either
-really social independent or a hermit/resentful person
-hates or loves the military
-wants to travel or become a townie

Situation 1- new school:
kid: Hey I haven't seen you around you must be new. Where did you just move from?

military brat: (how to answer...) Well I just moved here from Germany because my dad is in the military.

kid: wow I don't know anyone from that State!

military brat: it's actually a country...

kid: oh yeah freaking nazi's...

military brat: ....

by bonsaisamurai March 25, 2009

Brastrophobic

The feeling at the end of the day when the minute you walk into the house, the first thing you rush to rip off is your bra.

Feeling like you can't breathe while wearing said bra.

Tara could no longer contain herself. The minute she walked through the door she became brastrophobic and had to rip her bra off

by JanineMegan20 June 15, 2011