Brainstorm

1. When you are brained (grabbing your nuts and squeezing them so they resemble a brain and shoving them in someones face)by multiple people at once.

2. The performance of said act.

1. So I was sitting there making out with my chick when I looked up and Larry was braining me so I turned my face only to be confronted by Kurt's nuts.

2. When Larry passed out, the guys and I gave him the brainstorm of the century.

by Lexicon Devil October 10, 2008

brainstorm

To excrete feces through the anus; to defecate. Usually performed in public restrooms at the workplace.

Josh was brainstorming in the stall next to me while taking a business call on his cellular phone.

I gotto brainstorm, but the bathroom smells like curry!

by Moses Maloney May 23, 2006

Brainstorm

Receiving head from multiple girls/guys at once, and proceeding to "cum a storm" on those giving brain.

Last night was so lit, I had 5 girls in a brainstorm!

by ItzWanner December 11, 2016

Brainstorm

When the girl give you head, you cum in her mouth and she throws it back up on the tip of your dilznick.

Man, I gave that bitch a dirty brainstorm.

by Gainful May 22, 2009

braidsterbate

to rub ones genitals with a braid

Last night while I was watching pornography I braidsterbated.

by rosebuddddddddddddddd December 8, 2010

Brainstem

A term used for people who do not use higher levels of thinking, ergo reference their penis when making decisions.

Guy1:Man I want to smack up that bitch
Guy2:You some kind of Brainstem? fool...

Holy shit, stop humping my leg you Brainstem

by Jeff Wong January 11, 2009

brainStereo

BrainStereo: (noun) the part of your brain that blasts some certain piece of music at you, over and over again, like a recording on repeat or loop mode, and often actively distracting at the worst possible moments.

Often results in the afflicted commenting about a "song stuck in their head".

The music itself is often referred to as an "earworm".

I can't sleep because my brainStereo keeps blasting that song from Carmen over and over...

by Andy Somers April 27, 2022