by Ernie McFarles November 08, 2010
The process of defecating on stage during one's curtian bow at the end of the last performance of the run of a theatrical production.
The Janitor proudly mopped the stage floor after the brilliant actor, with a bitter sweet tear, took his final bowel before the audience.
by actor February 23, 2007
by Troymuse May 24, 2018
ex: this wheel of gouda is supposed to be consumed over time. i ate the whole thing during the remake of steel magnolias, and feel like there's a bowel constrictor attacking my core.
by mariana's trench February 15, 2014
This is when your bowels instinctively shutdown when you are preparing to go around a friends/family members house.
Don’t ask how it happens it just shuts down, i think it a mix of embracement and pure fear (fear of looking like an ass) that triggers a shutdown
It’s a rare talent and can only be possible for a few days (not for longer than 3 days max if you do you can totally fuck up your bowels)
This rare talent is especially good when you don’t want to take a shit, dump or poo (whatever you feel appropriate) around a family members house (especially when you have-not seen them for a long time, or when around a friend’s house who’s sister is hot and you don’t want to embarrass yourself by stinking out the bathroom.
Don’t ask how it happens it just shuts down, i think it a mix of embracement and pure fear (fear of looking like an ass) that triggers a shutdown
It’s a rare talent and can only be possible for a few days (not for longer than 3 days max if you do you can totally fuck up your bowels)
This rare talent is especially good when you don’t want to take a shit, dump or poo (whatever you feel appropriate) around a family members house (especially when you have-not seen them for a long time, or when around a friend’s house who’s sister is hot and you don’t want to embarrass yourself by stinking out the bathroom.
Mark; my parents surprised me with going around my uncles house at the weekend, I have-not seen him in ages, I think I’ll have to do a bowel shutdown
Or
tom; I’m of around Tim’s house for a few day, and I really like his sister she is soooo hot, I’ll have to prepare for a bowel shutdown
Or
tom; I’m of around Tim’s house for a few day, and I really like his sister she is soooo hot, I’ll have to prepare for a bowel shutdown
by moooooooooooooooooooooooooose December 23, 2010
When you're pissed off at someone and decide to destroy their bathroom with a major smelly shit to get back at them.
I had to wait so freaking long at the doctor's office it was ridiculous. Right before I left the office, I took bowel vengeance in their waiting room barhroom! Then I high tailed it out of there! Let then llm smell my essence!
by LonePooper September 16, 2019
Eating an excessively large meal.
by ghost towne July 04, 2021