bork

Has many meanings. Could mean "you're screwed," could mean "let's do it." Bork is the word that can replace any verb or even any exclamation and still make sense. Basically, pick the meaning you like and go with it. Or just use it without any meaning.

You're borked.
That was some serious bork today.

by Leleana April 15, 2006

Borking

The act of "snot rocketing", or projecting semen out of a womans nose after a man ejaculates in said woman's nasal cavity.

"Did you hear about Sara? She took that load in the nose from John and started borking everywhere!!!"

by Dr. Doal Gnob January 27, 2010

Bork

To vomit, throw up.

"My goodness, that doggy just borked all over my birkenstocks"

by Fox Handybread June 23, 2007

Bork

When something fails to work or breaks.

'Aww man my computer just borked'

by Onyx Banana November 21, 2013

Bork

Bork
Verb;
To repeatedly overthink or under think a conversation or situation far above and beyond a simple screw up. Commonly achieved by saying something or doing something really stupid.

I totally borked last night when I asked my roomate if it was possible for him to physically beat my dick off.

by Call me Cal September 23, 2019

bork

to rape a girl in the booty hole

i borked her last night

by corytchristbradm April 30, 2010

Bork

Verb. refers to the act of having anal sex, usually involuntarily, or perhaps being taken advantage of. a.k.a "Butt porked"

You just got donkey borked.

That new hairstyle is totally borkified.

"My cowboy friend marty is gay coz he likes to be borked, he lives on Borkback Mountain"

A man was hunting deer to make sausage. He spotted a buck and cocked his gun. Misfire! the buck charged him and the hunter woke up and discovered he was bent over a log.
The buck said "Here is that deer sausage u wanted, then he borked him.

by Kincaide&MrCutie November 8, 2008