borgstrom

to partake in tetherball and/or soccer with one's dog, one on one.

Ya, I Borgstrom with my dog all the time! He's really good, he beats me everytime!

by cptbuttfor January 27, 2006

bogus operandi

faking as a matter of course; the modus operandi of posers and liars

"yeah he said he was going to take out the trash, eventually. That's his bogus operandi"

by merv April 7, 2012

bongus

bingus’ counterpart, a creature also capable of mass destruction and murder
when met with bingus, they could easily take down the entire human race and take over the entire universe

bob: “hey, did you see that bingus and bongus were on a spa date?”
jimmy: “we’re gonna die, bob.”

by elliaaan December 12, 2020

borgasm

a mediocre orgasm; one that is boring. Usually occurs when a woman's vagina is extremely wide or fugly. Also, when masturbating, the man is not very horny and is just trying to pass time.

"dude your girlfriend's so fucking fat and ugly, i just had a borgasm last night. it wasnt that great. find a hotter girlfriend so i can have a better time fucking her."

by mark from ohio and this is really awesome and funny April 6, 2008

Bogus W. Potus

1. A President of the United States who is totally bogus, or fake.

2. An apt nickname for George W. Bush, as he is a bogus president who lost the 2000 election.

Bogus W. Potus is speaking once again, pertending that he is President.

by jesster79 February 6, 2006

Bogus Ordo

Term describing the post-Conciliar Mass of Pope Paul VI. Used ironically by Bogus Ordo attendees and unironically by trads, the word arouses two basic responses: intense rage or bitter laughter.

Bogus Ordoism is the practice of vehemently defending the Bogus Ordo liturgy, or taking part in the culture surrounding the New Evangelization, specifically trying to make people feel good (unless they have an affinity for Traditional liturgy). Bogus Ordites believe that Abp. Lefebvre was an evil man, and the practice of Bogus Ordoism requires daily rituals including lighting candles at the home altars of Marciel Maciel, John Paul the Great, and Dorothy Day.

1: Bro I love my local Bogus Ordo parish! Haha watch me hold hands with the cohabitating couple during the Our Father to "own" the trads!

2: I would never bring my children to the Bogus Ordo. I only ever want them to attend the Holy Sacrifice of the Mass as the saints did, during the Mass of the Ages. I'm not sure why Bogus Ordites are so afraid of Latin, though!

by Sam Rocha January 13, 2021

Borgasm

The reaction of hysterical young female fans to the Swedish tennis player Bjorn Borg

Bjorn Borg has walked onto Centre Court and half the crowd is having a borgasm

by Alekto January 2, 2010