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Bored

Man I so bored of watch these cars go through this traficlight on my street. Hey guess its time to go snoop around on UrbDictionary
by Ronto November 3, 2004
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boredasm

when someone screams ughhh!!! really loud because they reached maximum boredness.
person 1: im so bored. i just...i just...ughhh!!!!!!!

person 2:dude, you just had a boredasm.
by cmt51894 January 21, 2011
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im just bored

by MAXKELLYMADETHESE!!! January 28, 2019
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i'm bored

what you say when you have absolutely nothing to do and can find no pot.
The state at which you want a meteor to fall through your ceiling and hit you in the leg, just so you'd have something to do.

Places People Are Bored:
1) School
2) Work
3) Sitting on a Bench
4) Waiting for someone or something
5) Watching movies from before 1960

Things people do when they're bored:
1) Add words to urbandictionary.com
2) Bubble in all the a's,b's,d's,e's,g',o's,p's, and all the other letters with loops in them in a novel
3) Teach themselves useless skills like balancing a pencil on their nose or throwing cards
4) Try to move things with their mind
5) Watch a TV channel that only has static on it
Josh: dude, i'm bored.
Kevin: deal with it, you douche.
by Kevin1212 January 27, 2007
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borc

Baked On Road Crud. The accumulated heat-hardend road debris usually found on vehicles around engines and their exhausts. ** This is an Acronym (a word combing the intial letters of what it references) and Onomatopoeia (a word thats sounds like what it is describing).
Hey Chris, you should clean off the borc before you remove the sparkplugs or it might fall into the engine. (Thanks dad!)
by Chris W. Coldren June 1, 2006
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bored

me looking up random shit on this site for the past 15 minutes
damn im fuckin bored i should get off this damn site and go do another pointless mind numbing thing on this computer
by nikki February 16, 2005
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porn bored

Having so much time alone that you have watched all of the free porn online that you like and don't even feel like it anymore.
David: Wow man, you had the whole day alone! What did you do?
Alex: I got so porn bored. I just feel really gross right now.
David: Bro, I know what you mean.
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