borderline nocturnal

Staying up so late over winter/spring/summer break that you are sleeping through almost the whole day.

Todd: Dude, I've been texting you all day, why didn't you answer?

Mike: Sorry bro I've been so borderline nocturnal lately that I couldn't check my phone until now.

by blerghhhhhhh January 7, 2013

Borderrito

When you cross any border, (i.e. Mexican-United States border, Canadian-United States border, etc) while eating, or holding a burrito, transforming your burrito into the Borderrito.

"My great uncle once crossed a border with a burrito in his hand. He called it a Borderrito."

by Biizziiy on da gram March 11, 2021

Arizona Border Burrito

An Arizona Border Burrito is when a Caucasian and a Mexican position their asses together, like the border between the US and Mexico, and then shit in unison until both piles of feces blend together. Then the Mexican scoops up the combined feces and places it into a corn tortilla and rolls it tightly. The Mexican then shoves the rolled burrito into the Caucasians ass and ensures a good fit with just a bit of penetration. Then Caucasian shits the rolled burrito back out and feeds it to the the mexican.

Ingredients:
1. Caucasian
1. Mexican
1. Corn tortilla
An Arizona Border Burrito should be served warm, with a side of guacamole and sour cream. This dish is typically served in small Arizona border towns. Ask for it by name.

Hey Kip, I heard you like the Arizona Border Burrito that they serve down at the VFW...

by litmuch June 14, 2014

borderline asshole

An individual who is dangerously close to being known as and reffered to as an asshole.

Jake is a borderline asshole, only learning control his temper will save him.

by Andrew Werlinger November 6, 2006

bordered

swear to god, definitely true, not lying; originated in northeast massachusetts

"I crashed my car today."
"You did?"
"Bordered"
"True, true."

by lepelope October 13, 2003

Border Collie

A Border Collie is the most amazing thing that walks on four paws! They truly have human-like qualities and are intense thinkers, very affectionate, loyal, and ready for anything, anytime. There is no other dog like it!

My Border Collie, Murray, is what the author "Jon Katz" said is my lifetime dog!

by iwlover March 7, 2012

troops massing at the border

The final stages of a bukkake-style movie, where the male performers crowd in towards the face of the female star prior to ejaculation.

Jemima looked around in nervous anticipation as George, Alexander, Hugh, Roger, Trevor, Claude, Martin and Harry shuffled closer to her, manhoods standing proud. She could see the troops massing at the border, and it was only a matter of seconds before she was the cover star of the Tatler bukkake special.

by Uncle Whippity December 27, 2008