bork the blup

A depraved sex act involving handcuffs, a billy club, and leather boots, often performed with one of the participants role playing as a cop. The sex act itself, which is too vulgar to describe in writing, exists entirely outside of mainstream sexuality or even fringe sexuality. People who have borked the blup are often unwilling to admit to it because of a taboo stigma that marks them as permanently undesirable to future sex partners. The act is considered to be so vile and disgusting that even environments that typically tolerate or celebrate explicit sexual discussions of sex (e.g. comedy clubs, fraternity houses, brothels) are often intolerant of anyone who would try to mention it.

Lover #1: So, I was thinking maybe we could try something a little kinky tonight.
Lover #2: bites lower lip Mmmm, tell me more...
Lover #1: Well, I was thinking maybe we could...you know...bork the blup.
record scratch, music stops
Lover #2: Fuck you! Fuck you! You depraved pervert! This relationship is over! I don't EVER want to see you again. Ever! How DARE you suggest something so vile, so debased...I hate you!

by Blup Borker August 6, 2020

Bockedy

adjective
Irish Slang
In poor physical condition, bumpy, rough, or falling to pieces.

My car nearly fell apart going over that bockedy old boreen (road).

We took Seamus's bockedy old car to the beach. I don't know why he won't fix the suspension.

by Mike Eldred January 24, 2008

Nathan Bock

Wife-Beater/Singlet.

In australia a Singlet is called a "Wife-Beater". Nathan Bock (A famous Australia footballer) beat up his partner. Hence the new name "Nathan Bock"

"Mate, you left your Nathan Bock at my house"

"I see your wearing a Nathan Bock today"

"I wonder if Nathan Bock wears a Wife-Beater"

by McLovin/Squeak November 1, 2009

planet bork

It's the planet for all the 900 million doggos. And today, we take a closer look at shiba inus, also known as shines. shiba inus were originally bred for hunting. But they have turned out to be more suitable for memes. They obtained a high variety of sounds to communicate with other doggos and hoomans. But there is one shine that mastered all of them. Her name is Maruko and she's 7 years old. We were lucky to find Maruko in her natural habitat. A truly fascinating individual! Researches show that she is clearly obsessed with bepis. She ignores the recommended daily dose of 100 ml a day and often consumes several litres in few hours. We look forward to understand this shibe's behaviour in the future.

NASA just drank some spront and located the planet bork!

by Sprontislife April 28, 2019

eevee.bork

Eevee.Bork is a record-breaking Petfluencer that has wowed the TikTok community with her amazing Cuteness and Skills! Her owners exploit her cuteness via the internet, but nobody minds when the dog is so cute!

Hey, my favourite TikToker is Eevee.bork, what about you?
I don’t have TiTok

You’re missing out man.

by Just_a_collector_1944 August 23, 2021

Bork

A noise that a clumsy or idiotic-looking dog makes instead of "bark"

"Primed and ready to bork"

"BOORK" "woah you gave me a frighten

by Galaxy.boy May 16, 2016

borek

A traditional Turkish pastry that is usually made up by either cheese or meat. Varities with chicken, spinach or other kinds of vegetables are also available.
Not appropriate to eat when on diet, that is what makes them so appealing and desirable. :) strongly recommended!!!!!

My mother's borek with cheese is better than yours.

by Ayse Gazezoglu August 26, 2007