An annual competition to determine the world's most boring person. Won for the last 4 years by Fishy MacSwell who impressed the judges with his droopy old face, boring Pork Scotch Trousers and his insistence on having a barbecue every day of his pointless fucking life.
Kibbles: What are all those trophies for?
Trace: They're the Porky Scotcher's. He's won the World Championship of Boringness for the last 4 years.
Trace: They're the Porky Scotcher's. He's won the World Championship of Boringness for the last 4 years.
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Get the friendly bobbin mug.While my teacher turned her back i slipped my hand down my sweatpants and started bobbin' the marty cuz them algebra problems make me so horney.
by wetballs69 March 26, 2009
Get the Bobbin' The Marty mug.Situation in which a person, typically female, resorts to flirting with multiple men in hopes of finding one willing to hook up with her.
Girl 1: Damn, look at that hot group of guys over there..
Girl 2: Bitch, now you just bobbin' for dicks.!
Girl 2: Bitch, now you just bobbin' for dicks.!
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Get the bobbin' for dicks mug.A term coined in North England for a promiscuous young woman who on a night out has a taste for older men - the Boobina usually captures her prey by stealing their cigs and giggling obtusely.
Man 1: That girl over there is proper flirting with me
Man 2: be careful she's a Boobina and only wants your cigs
Man 2: be careful she's a Boobina and only wants your cigs
by Brian The Pirate March 19, 2022
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- My phone went off 20 times. (Not exaggerating, 18 Facebook notifications, your status text, and then a reminder of that text.) You are probably the bestest friend in the world that you would care enough to send me that many notifications.
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Dan: I couldn't find you at the wedding last night,where were you?
Angela: Sorry I was smoke bombing and got the hell out of there!
Angela: Sorry I was smoke bombing and got the hell out of there!
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