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Boobs

Boobs are a woman's breasts.

They secrete milk after pregnancy, and tend to be very sexually attractive to men. Men find women's boobs attractive for biological and evolutionary reasons, they signal to men that the woman attached to them is nutritionally healthy, youthful, and able to have a baby. So, boobs may be one of the main factors of sexual attraction between men and women that leads to reproduction and the continued survival of humans.

Playing with their boobs during sex can be arousing for women.

Because of their attractiveness, boobs are often times used by women to get men's attention, or to get them to do something. Men have been known to go to extreme lengths just for a woman's boobs.
Guy 1: Women's boobs ensure that humans continue to survive and thrive.

Guy 2: No kidding, the first time Emma showed me her boobs I couldn't stop smiling for a whole week.
by Emperor Shao Kahn July 16, 2019
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Boobs

Lumps on a woman's chest that tend to have a staring problem. Larger one's tend to stare more than others.
Can you please tell your boobs to stop staring at me?
by Dirty Slate January 21, 2011
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man-boobs

fatty deposits resembiling breasts (on a man)
by Rosh April 20, 2003
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boobs armada

Regiment of asshole feminist (a.k.a feminazis) taking out a walk of protest against dicks who pump them in the midnight.
Sam: Loki don't go to the park today.
Loki: Why bro?
Sam: Cause a boobs armada is passing it today.
by Bed Grammar September 20, 2016
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floobs your boobs

cool new slang for 'floats your boat'. only used by cool kids
you like mayo on your meatballs? ok whatever floobs your boobs...
by theprepertrator September 8, 2015
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blogsturbation

When blog related activity consumes ones life to the irritation of those around them. Whether it is posting on their own blog, reading and talking about someone else's blog, or getting all worked up and arguing over blogs.
JD - Did you read Dylan's blog today? That guy sure has gotten a little out of control. Now he even has some new stupid-ass nickname for himself.

Ben - What a jackass, that guy is so into blogsturbation I can't even talk to him anymore.
by schmuckaneers April 21, 2009
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Pooberty Boobs

When breast tissue is still growing, i.e. in puberty. Therefore said breasts take on an odd cone-like shape that is referred to as 'pooberty boobs' due to the assonance.
Dude did you those boobs?
Yeah still pooberty boobs, they'll come in handy soon enough
by RumbleRoreIsGod January 21, 2011
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