Bonerappetitties

A restaurant created in order to serve men off all ages ( or ladies if you are into it) the finest cuisine in a stimulating manner. All waitresses and employees must be attractive women who are only allowed to wear pure lingerie as a uniform. Shows are put on nightly and tipping is not mandatory, but I promise you'll want to.

Dude! Lets go to Bonerappetitties, I havn't gotten any for a while.

by Incuboy09 May 5, 2010

Bonerblocker

The act of a girl being so ugly that it blocks your boner.

*sees fat chick with a bikini walking across the beach*

EW dude, that girl's a serious bonerblocker.

by PmcK94 December 28, 2010

Bonerate

The action of fucking something up

Alex bonerated his laptop and Mike laughed.

by GroupySlut January 18, 2011

Bonerblimp

Someone who enjoys tying the head of their penis shut, and filling it with helium, making a dickballoon of sorts. However, if you overfill it, this will result in a penile Hindenburg. Verb: To Bonerblimp

I saw my dad Bonerblimping the other day, and I've been scarred ever since.

by Holyboner May 29, 2013

abonerable

Abnormally cute porn, usually soft vanilla porn that is gentle. Sometimes drawn porn can be abonerable depending on the art style. Nothing of the hardcore rough category can be abonerable. Abonerability can include cute sexual partners, cute outfits, cute sex toys, things of that sort. It has to be filled with loving intentions and romantic interest as well as sexual interest or else it's not abonerable.

Person 1: Hey, did you see the porn I showed you?

Person 2: Yeah, it was absolutely abonerable, I loved it.

by stylishkyle April 12, 2014

Bonerability

A situation in which you're extremely vulnerable to an erection.

Derived from vulnerability

She wanted to sit on my lap but I couldn't risk that bonerability.

by Max_psq January 12, 2017

bondable

never been charged,never go in prison

when the judge asked him if he had ever been incarcerated he told them that he is bondable.

by beyzythelazy April 23, 2017