grandaddy bonglegs

a bong named after a slight misconception of words involving a grandaddy longlegs spider.

While sitting in a circle in the mountains smoking a bong at night:
"Holy shit! A Grandaddy longlegs!"
"What? I didn't know u called one of those things a grandaddy bonglegs."

by Sarah Carpenter September 11, 2008

Boneless children

Semen, in addition to being boneless they also have no soul.

Solve this riddle to get access to the message Berra. I'm easy to get into, but hard to get out of, what am I?

Kalan: So she swallows?

Ethan: yeah, she's like a daycare for my boneless children.

by The best rusty venture April 18, 2020

boneless ribs

Heresy,something that is never to be eaten,a product of the abominable sins of man,the most detestable and obsene offense to the beloved barbecue,a sickly and grotesque meal reserved for only the most miscearant and filthy scoundrels of human civilization.

In other words,it's ribs without the ribs.

Dude,what kinda sycophantic moefoe eats boneless ribs?

by Frosty Dice July 21, 2021

boneless laugh

flopping around while laughing like you have no bones

that kid over there has a boneless laugh

by iheartdilfssssssss June 3, 2022

fondle my bondle

the act of sucking a man's dick. can be used in replace of 'suck my dick'

randy: you're a bitch
kevin: fondle my bondle!

by need4rice July 24, 2011

boneless

an aerial skateboard trick invented by Gary Scott Davis(GSD)and a friend of his back in the early to mid 80's. They got the idea from a fast plant but instead of planting the back foot, planting the front foot. This gave them a lot more lift. It soon became the most popular way to get into the air up until the flatground ollie.
It also is a very impressive vert manuver if done smoothly. The texan skater Jeff Phillips(R.I.P.) was well known for his huge, stylish frontside bonelesses.

The name came from a puppet that GSD had as a child called "Harry the bonelessone." So the real name is boneless one.

dude, did you see that dude pull a boneless one on that quarter pipe? You hardly ever see those nowadays!

by Buck Buleza September 27, 2006

Buncle

An Uncle that lives in your house. Usually, is on disability for a false injury. They smoke cigars and wear jogging pants. Typically, a Buncle can be seen lingering around your neighborhood, in a creepy, rapist fashion. Some believe Buncle's are pederasts, although, there is no evidence thus far. All Buncle's are habitual liars. Creating fiction about partying with celebrities, being watched by Feds, etc..Steer clear of all Buncle's unless you have time to spare. When one interacts, there is no telling when a Buncle will ever end his ramblings. It is said to be an abbreviation of the phrase, " Uncle Bum".

" Oh, shit! Here comes Buncle...let's see what fibs he's going to tell us today."

"Buncle told me he had lunch with U2 today."

by Tom_Jew July 13, 2011