ass balance

When to many overweight individuals take the same flight, the flight crew must split the larger individuals evenly on both sides of the aircraft.

Flight attendant 1 - "Why are we flying sideways?"
Flight attendant 2 - "Time to complete an ass balance"

Nate - "How is the ass balance going?"
Ed - "Ass Balance?"
Nate "*Mass"

by Slarge January 13, 2012

carta blanca

Literally meaning 'white card' or 'blank card'. free rein to do whatever.

You have carta blanca regarding the buffet. meaning you get to choose whatever food you like

by bossassbitch101 April 19, 2015

blancmange

1. a boring or rather uninteresting person

2. typical cornstarch-thickened pudding popular in England

3. A space pastry from the andromeda glaxy who wish to turn all the englishmen into scotts men in order to win wimbleton.

Look, Mr. and Mrs. Brainsample have come on to the court, it appears they intend to eat the blancmanges.
Horray! this is a good day for man ind

by erin November 13, 2004

carte blanche

unconditional authority.

I gave my boyfriend carte blanche. He can fuck me anyway he wants.

by GSPOT1 March 8, 2007

blanch boys

An unknown species from a ratchet area named blanch who are TRASH!!!
They also manipulate the gyaldem to giving them uck, job and twap #sickosssss

Their so full of themselves

They don’t buy bread and milk for their mumzys in the local shop?!

Blanch boys have brought beef to the motive.

by Murphyluke111 August 13, 2019

belanova

the best mexican electro pop band

girl: who's belanova?

other girl: the coolest pop band!

by Xxannonymus belanova fan 101xX May 10, 2009

Blanchin'

To live a luxurious lifestyle with a partner or spouse

Tommy: So, hows your relationship with Becca?

Big D: It's great! We started Blanchin' about a week ago.

by Yolozozo March 28, 2015