black man's weiner, derived from the initials for the car, to classify as a bmw it must be at least 11 inches and tinted black
by Ballsack July 8, 2004

Jeff: "what makes yu happy, Jose?"
Jose: "my BMW"
Jeff: "you have a car!?"
Jose: "no"
Peanut: "he means his Big Mexican Woman"
Jose: "my BMW"
Jeff: "you have a car!?"
Jose: "no"
Peanut: "he means his Big Mexican Woman"
by seraphia December 31, 2007

stands in German for
"Bring mich Werkstatt"
translated:
"Get me to the repair shop"
Partly bad electronics
"Bring mich Werkstatt"
translated:
"Get me to the repair shop"
Partly bad electronics
Son of a BMW-Owner: "Why is so much room in the garage, when you're here?"
BMW-Owner: "Hmph!"
Wife of a BMW-Owner: "Now, what BMW stands for? Bring mich Werkstatt!"
BMW-Owner: "Hmph!"
Wife of a BMW-Owner: "Now, what BMW stands for? Bring mich Werkstatt!"
by SM-Ente May 23, 2007

A BMW is a very expensive car, also known as a Black Man's Wish. Some even refer to it as Big Money Wasted.
Guy 1- "Dude, did you just buy a BMW?"
Guy 2- "Hell yeah i did!!"
Guy 1- ".... Big Money Wasted....."
Guy 2- "WTF?"
Guy 2- "Hell yeah i did!!"
Guy 1- ".... Big Money Wasted....."
Guy 2- "WTF?"
by BigBrothaPaulie January 18, 2010

by sir crop dust June 13, 2009

by pilot4lyfe April 15, 2010
