1 definition by desertmike680
The ultimate driving machine. Yes it is. But, it is also the ultimate douchebag machine too. It really is a shame that over priced vehicles and other materialistic objects promote: egotistical behavior, arrogance, insecurity, personality defiencies, attitude deformities, rage, road rage, self esteem issues and immaturity. When I see a BMW (this also pertains to drivers of; Mercedes, Audi, Range Rover, Hummer, Porsche...ect.) 8 out of 10 times the driver is tailgating, doubling the speed limit, promoting neglectant and agressive driving, weaving in and out of traffic and endangering drivers around them. Seriously? Grow up. Who do you think you are? Get real. You fuck heads are not above the law because of the fact that your driving a vehicle in which the price is slightly higher then the average consumer can afford. Do you really think you have the right to park in a fire lane, handicapped spot or promote behavior defiencies because the car you drive is considered a status symbol? Should we blame the coked out celebrities (have fun in jail Lohan, your not invincible after all), the useless pathetic overrated rappers, the athletes or the legitimate, well educated CEO's of the world. Which ever way it is, money does equal power. This I agree on...
"I'm going 80 mph in the fast lane and I have a douchebag in a BMW riding my ass. Typical. Lay off the coke, get off of your Iphone and ditch your fucking sunglasses since its midnight you fucking queer ass!"
"Hmm....that girl is so hot. Oh wait, nevermind. She just put on her whoreish hollywood sunglasses (which makes her look like a fucking alien), she has fake tits and she just got into her used 2002 BMW 7 series
(which has 100k on it and sold for 25k...you fake fuckin bitch). Which makes her an insecure, egotistical trendwhore. I would rather stick my dick in Miles Davis's ass and cum in his ears, then have anything to do with that useless whore."
"Hmm....that girl is so hot. Oh wait, nevermind. She just put on her whoreish hollywood sunglasses (which makes her look like a fucking alien), she has fake tits and she just got into her used 2002 BMW 7 series
(which has 100k on it and sold for 25k...you fake fuckin bitch). Which makes her an insecure, egotistical trendwhore. I would rather stick my dick in Miles Davis's ass and cum in his ears, then have anything to do with that useless whore."
by desertmike680 July 13, 2010