Blumkin

Getting a blowjob while taking a crap.

I was on the shitter smoking a fattie and that bitch came up and gave me a blumkin.

by Bullitt Bob March 19, 2009

blumkin

taking a nice shit while your woman is sucking your cock

Me and Susie blumkinated last night.

by Chashkey January 7, 2009

blumkin

To receive a blumpkin while thinking about the life and work of Yakov Blumkin, a Russian spy and revolutionary who was executed in 1929.

While receiving a blumpkin, Boris pondered the immortal last words of Yakov Blumkin, "Long Live Trotsky!"

by Vlad the Blumkinator September 14, 2010

Blumkin on the Rocks

Getting a blumkin, and the person giving it has a mouth full of pop rocks.

Man, its so nice to get a Blumkin on the rocks!

by Abby n KD March 31, 2008

atomic blumkin

is when a man is in the bathroom after taking a laxative and has a mad case of dirahia exploding all in the shitter while his girl is sucking his cock and getting sprayed in the face from the explosions of the males ass

mike was having an atomic shit and his g/f came in to give him the atomic blumkin and ended up leaving with a mouth full of cum and a face full of shit

by rob6712 January 14, 2009

Cheezy Blumkin

Eating cheese while enjoying a Blumpkin.

Ryan enjoyed a "Cheezy Blumkin" after Trisha delivered him some Taco Bob's.

by T-Krul March 13, 2009

blumkin

the act of receiving head while taking a shit

Gerry (on the phone with Joe): "Dude I'm so horny, but I'm stuck on the toilet taking a massive shit."

Joe: "If I were you I'd get my girlfriend to give me a blumkin."

Gerry: "Oh yeah!! It's the perfect combination of the two things I love: sitting on the toilet and getting my dick sucked."

by nickqz October 11, 2009