blueberries

the best fruit in the world! soft, sweet (although sometimes sour), bite-sized! tastes bad after you brush your teeth.

Gosh I just brushed my teeth and I had blueberries... that was bad.

by freygeothewhy January 25, 2021

Peachy Pie Bubble Gum Blueberry Girl

A beautiful, innocent little girl from Pennsylvania who loves to kill zombies and eat baked beans.

Damn, that peachy pie bubble gum blueberry girl sure is the greatest!

by SJU BABY March 3, 2010

blurberry

A very fake Burberry item.

"Yo, check out my new Blurberry purse.. got it at da 9."

by Jaynell July 30, 2004

Blueberry Yogurt

1. Vaginal Secretion.

"EW! Callum keeps saying 'vaginal secretion'."
"Well, that's cause you're eating blueberry yogurt."

by Illegal_Immigrant January 14, 2009

blueberry fart

a fart blown by a half Asian, half Mexican roommate after he's eaten a container of blueberries

"Dude, why is there all this blue stuff on the wall?" "My roommate blew a blueberry fart."

"What's that sweet, multi-ethnic odor I'm detecting?" "My Mexicasian roommate just blew a blueberry fart."

by Section Quattro March 22, 2009

blueberry snow cone

When you take a shit in a port-a-john and the blue water splashes back on your balls and ass.

My ass and balls look like I sat in a blueberry snow cone.

by Dr. Duker September 15, 2009

Russian Blueberry

When a person punches you so hard that the bruise is a blue-deep indigo colour. It should also last for more than one week to qualify as a Russian Blueberry. If it lasts for more than 2 weeks, it is known as a "ripe one". If it becomes infected it is known as a "bad pick". The victim of the Russian Blueberry is known as a "Tsar". Having a Russian Blueberry is stigmatized in several cliches while others may see of it as a sign of Badass-ery.

Dude wanna go the gym?
Not right now, I got a Russian Blueberry on the foot.

by Rolandisnotme September 6, 2013