blown face

A face of disbelief or shock, where someone points to their face and keeps a straight or distraught face.

Sam: I just got abducted by aliens.
Sean: *blown face*

by BlownFace October 3, 2007

blown away

1. Extremely impressed
2. Shot to death

Did you hear about the guy who saw a really fancy gun and hadn't realized guns could be that fancy?

He was blown away by it.

by D12434132 November 14, 2015

Texas Blown

1. A group of glass blowers based in Texas who specialize in the construction of smoking pipes like bongs, spoons, bubblers etc. Their glass can be found in many head shops in the Southern US. Very thick, very chill glass.

2. To get head from a thick piece of beautiful Southern ass.

3. What you are after having smoked dank weed from H-town, 9721469 (Dallas), Saytown, ATX and any other of the many weed-filled towns in Texas.

1. I tripped on down to the head shop where they had a special on hand pipes. Picked me up this ballin' spoon from Texas Blown for only $40.

2. I got Texas Blown by this ho backstage at the show in Deep Ellum last night.

3. This Sour Diesel from Screwston got me Texas Blown!

by dokesomesmank August 28, 2009

blown load

A distarge of cum on someone.

That was one big blown load on that chick.

by Jimddd August 6, 2006

mind blown

sarcastic tone of voice when someone is saying something obvious

mum: books are made out of paper
child: MIND BLOWN!

by watermellon10 March 17, 2020

blown out

a person having so much anal sex that their ass hole is a perfect circle

i banged her so hard last night her ass is blown out

by mike May 13, 2005

Mind = Blown

When someone is so astounded, they can't even form a comprehensive sentence. First used by Chuggaaconroy, a famous Youtuber in one of his Pokemon Crystal episodes, it quickly reached meme status.

Friend one: I just caught a rare pokemon that you don't have
Friend two: Mind = blown

by The Altruistic Anomaly July 9, 2011