blarping

Blarping occurs when someone discloses a lot of personal information without consideration to the interest or comfort of the person listening. Typically it is emotionally uncomfortable or even traumatic content which can overwhelm the person they are blarping at.

It is a way of unconsciously infecting another person with the overwhelming feelings and horror we pretend to ourselves doesn't exist.

Wow, this person has been blarping at me for 5 minutes. I can no longer politely sit by while my soul is crushed under the weight of their crazy. I'd suggest therapy, but the therapist may kill themselves if they had to listen to this for a whole hour.

by kevinbeal December 14, 2015

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blooperboy

blooperboy, also known as RJH, is a word you use to describe the biggest faggot you know. Being a blooperboy is the most shameful thing a person can be, being a blooperboy means you get absolutely 0 bitches, and you're as gay as a faggot can be. Hobbies of a blooperboy include, watching scat hentai, watching futa hentai, watching loli hentai, crying like a bitch and taking dick up your battyslice

me: Can you stop watching loli hentai in the nursery!
blooperboy: No!

by NardoCS July 29, 2020

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Brown Blooper

When a women or man is giving a rim job, then the person recieving the rim job takes a fat shit in the mouth of the person and gives the shit a blow job.

Lauren was giving Rick a rim job, then I shit in her mouth and she gave me a Brown Blooper.

by Ambony January 27, 2009

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