blooter

to blooter is to hit something with considerable force. to be blootered can mean either (1)being hit hard or (2)being very drunk (usually the latter)

(1)am going to blooter in that windae

i will blooter his lights out

(2) last night i was absolutly blootered man

am goin down to the pub to get blootered

by jimmy marshall November 7, 2007

bloomers

Big Ol' grandma panties; also called period panties.

The same girl stuck wearing those dead jellyfish also wears bloomers with floral designs on them.

by Shawn B. April 14, 2003

boonerette

Australian women, usually associates with booners Lacks class, dignity and common sense. Often found passed out on the side of the road, smelling of alcohol!!

Tracey is a boonerette!

by Benjii April 23, 2006

porn bloopers

When a porn video goes totally wrong and is fouled up by the cast.

For example: If shooting an anal scene and the woman farts, this would be described as "porn bloopers". Second example: If a blow job scene is muffed up by someone choking or biting, this would be as "porn bloopers".

by wrong sex act January 22, 2014

Booner

Slang term for a Spliff

'have a toke on this tasty booner'

by James0311 December 23, 2008

Bloner

When a man is having sex with a woman on her period and he's so disgusted by the sheer amounts of blood everywhere that he can't finish, he is left with a very bloody boner, or bloner.

I tried to have sex with Emily, but she was on her period, so all I got was a bloner.

by DrDolphLundgren May 13, 2015

Blooker

Someone with a blog who managed to get their blog posts published into a book. The rock bottom of the author totem pole.

Karen keeps telling people she's a published author, but she fails to mention she's just a blooker.

by Humungous Chungus June 18, 2020